Champ

@ChampMcCall

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  1. Champ@ChampMcCall
    Big bowl of cold beans and gherkins for supper.
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    Just off to a massive cheaper gherkins celebration party. Been waiting years for this.
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    Spent the day living, laughing and loving.
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    Extra hour in bed? Lazy commie bastards.
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    Gonna spend the rest of the day maxmaxxing and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
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    Watching people watching telly. Fuck off. 😂
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    I've been stockpiling biscuits for 40 years.
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    War with France would solve most of our problems and it would be over with in a couple of hours.
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  9. Champ@ChampMcCall
    BBC: We will speak with our BBC mechanic regarding car engines. The BBC mechanic: I didn't know cars had engines until yesterday morning.
    El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper
    BBC: Hablaremos con nuestro experto en seguridad de BBC respecto a la vulnerabilidad de PHP. El experto en seguridad: No sabía que PHP existía hasta ayer en la mañana.
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    BBC: Hablaremos con nuestro experto en seguridad de BBC respecto a la vulnerabilidad de PHP. El experto en seguridad: No sabía que PHP existía hasta ayer en la mañana.
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    It’s happening!
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  12. Champ@ChampMcCall
    Fake phone calls on telly are as bad as pretending to drink from an empty cup. Does my fucking head in. Just make a real phone call and have a proper drink then go for a fucking piss if you’re drinking too much. Fucking poncy actor twats.
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  13. Champ@ChampMcCall
    Fuck the planet! MOAR GAS AND GET DIGGING COAL!
    Carla Denyer @carla_denyer
    Jackdaw will not bring down bills or protect jobs. This is an irresponsible decision from a government that seems to care more about the profits of fossil fuel companies than the money in your pocket or the safety of our planet.
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    Jackdaw will not bring down bills or protect jobs. This is an irresponsible decision from a government that seems to care more about the profits of fossil fuel companies than the money in your pocket or the safety of our planet.
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  15. Champ@ChampMcCall
    Need to ditch PMQs and replace it with PMFs. A random member of the public fights the PM every week. No weapons. Winner shits in the losers eyes then becomes PM.
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    The security guards stopped him from playing due to the positioning of the piano, not because it's "haram". They turn the piano round and he carries on playing. He isn't carted off by the police. They have a friendly chat then a policewoman plays a song on the piano.
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    Debi Evans @DebiEvansMatron
    Two Muslim security guards stop Brendan Kavanagh from playing a PIANO placed there TO BE PLAYED by anyone because they say music is ‘haram’? Then …. He gets carted off by the police!! Do Muslim people not approve of pianos being played? Genuine question 😯 Oh and why are the security MASKED? 🤔
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    Two Muslim security guards stop Brendan Kavanagh from playing a PIANO placed there TO BE PLAYED by anyone because they say music is ‘haram’? Then …. He gets carted off by the police!! Do Muslim people not approve of pianos being played? Genuine question 😯 Oh and why are the security MASKED? 🤔
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  18. Champ@ChampMcCall
    Classic strawberry jam on toast for mid afternoonses!
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    Total bullshit. The full video is available on YouTube.
    John Ganges @dunstablian
    Police stop a man from playing public piano when Muslim security guard complained that it was haram. We have been conquered....
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    Police stop a man from playing public piano when Muslim security guard complained that it was haram. We have been conquered....
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  21. Champ@ChampMcCall
    CORNED BEEF HASH AND RICE PUDDING FOR FAMILY TEA, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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    SpackyChan @SpackyChan
    Retard alert. Bet he hates Metallica.
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    Retard alert. Bet he hates Metallica.
    Champ @ChampMcCall
    I think Andy Burnham is doing a fantastic job.
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    I think Andy Burnham is doing a fantastic job.
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    Why is it when you can't fucking find something so you order a new one and as soon as the new one arrives, you find 10 of the fuckers and you end up looking like some kind of fucking shopping addict freak?
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