#codegasm

What is your FAVORITE programming language for creating command line utilities? 🤔 🔗 Poll Here 🔗 Reply with details on your selection & I will select the best answers to read during Twitch steam Monday at 3pm PDT on 🍿 #CodeGasm

Today's #CodeGasm Lesson... main() { if( _context > _words && _triggered != true ) { cout >> "You're smart" >> endl; } else { cout >> "You're dumb, try again!" >> endl; main(); } return; } #CodingLesson #LiveLesson #DontBeDumb #CPlusPlus

If you want to learn to program in Python check out @OlofPaulson’s incredibly intuitive & free course step by step. This is a quality course & laid out really well so I’m happy to share it as the creator of the #codegasm series for C#. I’m genuinely surprised it’s free honestly!

Y'all. This @daskeyboard 5q mechanical keyboard has apps...this is CPU usage displayed a a progress bar across your F keys!

@Barnacules @shanselman @hugodahl @daskeyboard @CORSAIR I'm using their API, and build upon their SDK documentation with their engineers review and approval. We've got a .NET Core template, .NET Standard library, and we're building Analyzers as well as an emulator for integration testing!

@csharpfritz @shanselman @hugodahl @daskeyboard @CORSAIR Okay, you're my new best friend. Can you hit me with a follow back. I would like to talk to you about this more latest since I plan to shoot a #codegasm on building a WMI provider plugin for the StreamDeck to graphically show telemetry from any metric on the system or beyond.

Sure thing! Here is code for a Hello World screen saver in Python 👍🏻 #Codegasm ———— import curses import random import time def draw_randomly(window): curses.start_color() curses.init_pair(1, curses.COLOR_RED, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(2, curses.COLOR_GREEN, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(3, curses.COLOR_BLUE, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(4, curses.COLOR_YELLOW, curses.COLOR_BLACK) while True: window.clear() height, width = window.getmaxyx() color_pair = random.randint(1, 4) window.addstr(random.randint(0, height-1), random.randint(0, width-len("Hello, World!")), "Hello, World!", curses.color_pair(color_pair)) window.refresh() time.sleep(0.5) curses.wrapper(draw_randomly)

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@Barnacules Hey buddy, would be really cool to see some codegasm again! Maybe something blockchain related :) What do you think bout haskell?

@CryptoVandelay Never used Haskell, I’ve only heard of it. As for #codegasm I’m super out of practice but need to get my skills sharpened up and when I do I’ll make some new ones. Probably start with how to use social media API to bots to force Twitter to do something about bots by hunting them.

New #Codegasm is FINALLY coming out tomorrow. Also, we're shipping the BETA of Quick Splat Barnacules to the accepted testers in a few days!

I love helping people, and teaching people. But have a hard time when these conversations start off without mutual respect. I was contacted by someone who said "there is something horribly wrong with your source code, it doesn't work" despite it working for others and in the vid

@jcprintnplay I've had the same type of emails from people following my #Codegasm series on YouTube where the GitHub projects that are linked don't always work with newer versions of Windows, etc. They just get mad and say it's trash and never worked when it clearly did in the video 🤦‍♂️

Object oriented programming is all about Schrodinger‘s cat 😎

@Barnacules Are your programming videos still around? I might need to check them for a new project. 😁

@omaracs Search #codegasm

@pressreset Shit, I wish I had the time man. Honestly, I'm so buried right now in my personal life I don't think I'm ever going to get back to a place where I'll feel normal ever again. But, it would be fun to play with other peoples code again, or write some utilities for #codegasm.

Never comment your code so it’s harder to replace you. 😎 #TechTip

@Barnacules I’d love to hear some of your sage advice and wisdom about software development that you’ve garnered over your 15 years at Microsoft

Misspell all your objects, functions & variables on purpose to bait testers & code reviewers into filing simple bugs that you can fix in just a few seconds making your fix rate amazing setting your up for a promotion. 😎 #TechTip #Codegasm #Microsoft #SDET #SDE

@pressreset @brave This sounds like a fun #codegasm episode 😉

@SergioGamboa22 Search #codegasm on YouTube 👍 They are pretty dated now but still completely applicable and work.

@Barnacules I miss your coding videos

@redsoxs2009 What was your favorite #Codegasm episode from back in the day? 🤔

@aconncep You’re not trying to bait me into a #codegasm are you? 😉

I'm not ashamed to admit that sometimes I miss JSP. Near 20 years later, and still nobody's even come _close_ to JSP's ease of deployment. This tweet brought to you by the 3 #Java frameworks, 5 #Docker images, and 1 fucking #YAML I need just to run one app.

@brunoborges Don't understand this, if you a need a simple solution use #SpringBoot with #Thymeleaf. ALL IN in one jar File, no need #JSP. I could build #webapp within 3 minutes with it, okay @starbuxman only needs 3 secs 😁😂😅😝

@lofidewanto @starbuxman @brunoborges @springboot + @vaadin = #Codegasm

Youtuber friends, let me know how you like these new features and if they're useful for you or not. All feedback is welcome!

We've released 4K Capture Utility 1.5 with these new features: 🆕Smart Folders 🆕New library structure 🆕Project files ⏫Many improvements and bug fixes. Get all the details here:

@Barnacules Yes and yes. Btw, when are we seeing the first "Barnacules codes a Stream Deck plugin" on stream?? :D

@LtRoyalShrimp You'll see it in a YouTube video hopefully after #MRRF (next month). I'm bringing back #Codegasm, it's just been a rollar coaster lately coming back to YouTube and Twitch full time. But, it's a fun rollar coaster, the kind you want to ride again and again 😎

I NEVER condone #DDoS attacks since for one it’s a felony & two they causes huge coladeral damage! But…🤔 It would be fun to write a @pfsense plug-in that launches counter attacks against inbound malicious packets using TOR to distribute the massive load! #Codegasm 😎🍿🌊🤖🔥

@Barnacules @pfsense yup.. then people started to get smart and use BNC/ZNC relays so they were "always" on the channel lol

@THEJATMN @pfsense I remember writing a bot for mIRC that would excess flood a channel with a single click by spawning 500 instances of iRCii under a telnet shell account with random names & once the flood was detected by a bot it would tell mIRC to instantly join & grab admin 😎 #Hacking #Codegasm

⭐ Microsoft Windows 10 Daily Tip ⭐ Hold down [WIN]+[SHIFT]+S to take a screen shot of any portion of your screen then click the little fly-out image to edit further before pasting -or- saving the image 👍 Find these tips useful? Please share them 🙏 #Windows10 #ShortCut

@deathclonic @Barnacules @surehill It doesn't currently support autosave, however it's one of the feature requests we're tracking in the feedback hub

@JenMsft @deathclonic @surehill It would be pretty easy to write a little program that monitors the clipboard for image data and then saves it to a file. That might make a fun little #codegasm 🤔

The sheer number of shenanigans going on right now have far exceeded the previous maximum 😎 2023 is already off to a good start and it hasn't even started yet 🥳 #Codegasm #ComingSoon