cold 🥑✓

How it feels to sit in the very back middle seat of the bus

Getting excited when a 29yo White House social media manager acknowledges the meme that's been in your right wing groupchats for the past few weeks

MALFOID IS CANON!! THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS DECLARED THAT MALFOID IS CANON!!!!

Dating girls who were in high school during the pandemic is crazy. Sometimes they talk to you like they're seeing you through a Zoom screen

13yo boys "lifemaxxing" by taking notes on nihilism in Portuguese and playing chess

Dinner time

Just booked my flights back to the beautiful pastoral midwest for Thanksgiving

The average Goodreads user posts with charming naivety. The average Letterboxd user posts with charmless completely unearned cynicism

This little scene in My Year of Rest and Relaxation is such a banger

Reminder that Peoria Illinois is sort of like Stars Hollow from Gilmore Girls

Hello. I'm posting on behalf of a secret organization based in New York's Central Park, who is looking for someone specific. Someone to edit videos. -maybe is a new graduate -maybe went to art school -online -interested in the future of online -interested in the moon As an organization, they're interested in people who are taller than average, people who are blonder than average, people born in 1997, eldest siblings, and people with air for their moon sign. But they're an equal opportunity employer. This is a paid position. If it speaks to you send a direct message to @FullMoonTonite

At the function telling 22yos who live in Berkeley that the apocalypse has been prophecized many times before but they're lowkey making good arguments for this particular apocalypse

Haters will say the spine is uncracked

Many people in San Francisco want to make 20 million dollars and at times I feel like I don't fit in because I don't actually care much if I make 20 million dollars

When I was in college a guy asked me who my favorite Star Wars character was and I said Kylo Ren. He called that cringe so I asked him who his was and he said Plo Koon and I called him cringe back. We weren't really friends after this exchange. This story might sound silly but there are fundamental aesthetic differences between boys whose favorite Star Wars characters are Kylo Ren and Plo Koon

Boys in SF will be like "I'm about to wrap up my pre-seed" ??? She can't get pregnant from precum

Idk how to explain this but 4, four, and IV all are the same

idk how to explain this, but Thursday, October and 8pm all are the same

"Autofiction" is an unfair slur. Proust wrote autofiction. Sylvia Plath wrote autofiction. Joyce and Tolstoy wrote autofiction not as their masterpieces but as minor works that helped train them. Saint Augustine wrote autofiction. It's lindy and good

Lunch time

I urgently need a woman 5 iq points higher than me to say "I'm engaging with you as a human being. Why would I deceive you?" to me when we're arguing

At the bar with @allgarbled #TPOTThinkers #TPOXThinkers #X