#CodeGasm

If I wrote a Google Chrome plugin that replaced anything posted by Donald Trump with a quote from the Hitch Hikers Guide to Galaxy without any context would you install it? 🤔 #PCMR #Codegasm

What is your FAVORITE programming language for creating command line utilities? 🤔 🔗 Poll Here 🔗 Reply with details on your selection & I will select the best answers to read during Twitch steam Monday at 3pm PDT on 🍿 #CodeGasm

I just wrote my first #Python script to auto-inflate my leaky ass garbage @sleepnumber bed every 5 minutes so I can finally get a good nights sleep while I wait for my new bed that doesn't suck to arrive & replace it 😎 #Codegasm #Programming #Scripting #LifeHack #DiyGasm

Do you want a #Codegasm on this project even though it’s super simple, niche & just strange? 5 minutes of the video will be just shitting on Sleep Number for making such an overpriced pile of shit that needs a Python script to function as a bed 🛌 #Poll

Want to screw with your co-workers who forgot to lock their PC when they went to the bathroom or grabbing another cup of coffee? 😈 #Codegasm #DrunkPC

Never comment your code so it’s harder to replace you. 😎 #TechTip

@Barnacules I’d love to hear some of your sage advice and wisdom about software development that you’ve garnered over your 15 years at Microsoft

Misspell all your objects, functions & variables on purpose to bait testers & code reviewers into filing simple bugs that you can fix in just a few seconds making your fix rate amazing setting your up for a promotion. 😎 #TechTip #Codegasm #Microsoft #SDET #SDE

Y'all. This @daskeyboard 5q mechanical keyboard has apps...this is CPU usage displayed a a progress bar across your F keys!

@Barnacules @shanselman @hugodahl @daskeyboard @CORSAIR I'm using their API, and build upon their SDK documentation with their engineers review and approval. We've got a .NET Core template, .NET Standard library, and we're building Analyzers as well as an emulator for integration testing!

@csharpfritz @shanselman @hugodahl @daskeyboard @CORSAIR Okay, you're my new best friend. Can you hit me with a follow back. I would like to talk to you about this more latest since I plan to shoot a #codegasm on building a WMI provider plugin for the StreamDeck to graphically show telemetry from any metric on the system or beyond.

I know #screenshotsaturday is to showcase the visuals of the game but this is huge for me! My NPCs now have a general AI to decide what to do in their daily routines based on their needs. I have a #codegasm from watching this GIF. :) #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #madewithunity

You’re looking at so many #Codegasm projects in this photo 😎 Let’s talk about some of them on stream today & how easy it is for you to get started with all the new technologies we have available today that didn’t exist yesterday that enable anyone 👍🏻 #Codegasm #Arduino #ChatGPT

I need a URL to a page that has tons and tons of funny cat pictures :P #Codegasm

@MrNickking13 That #Codegasm episode would be like 9,000,000 hours long.

It's just like riding a bike, right? 😎 #codegasm

@Barnacules I miss your coding videos

@redsoxs2009 What was your favorite #Codegasm episode from back in the day? 🤔

⭐ Microsoft Windows 10 Daily Tip ⭐ Hold down [WIN]+[SHIFT]+S to take a screen shot of any portion of your screen then click the little fly-out image to edit further before pasting -or- saving the image 👍 Find these tips useful? Please share them 🙏 #Windows10 #ShortCut

@deathclonic @Barnacules @surehill It doesn't currently support autosave, however it's one of the feature requests we're tracking in the feedback hub

@JenMsft @deathclonic @surehill It would be pretty easy to write a little program that monitors the clipboard for image data and then saves it to a file. That might make a fun little #codegasm 🤔

If you don’t use blanket exception handling then you’re not TRYing hard enough 😎 #CodeTip #Codegasm #Joke #Microsoft #MSFT

#Codegasm is getting weird... ;)

If you want to learn to program in Python check out @OlofPaulson’s incredibly intuitive & free course step by step. This is a quality course & laid out really well so I’m happy to share it as the creator of the #codegasm series for C#. I’m genuinely surprised it’s free honestly!

How much do you miss #codegasm? 🤔 Tell me your favorite episode👂

Down at the Tavern learning Unity with Greg for #Codegasm

Sure thing! Here is code for a Hello World screen saver in Python 👍🏻 #Codegasm ———— import curses import random import time def draw_randomly(window): curses.start_color() curses.init_pair(1, curses.COLOR_RED, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(2, curses.COLOR_GREEN, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(3, curses.COLOR_BLUE, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(4, curses.COLOR_YELLOW, curses.COLOR_BLACK) while True: window.clear() height, width = window.getmaxyx() color_pair = random.randint(1, 4) window.addstr(random.randint(0, height-1), random.randint(0, width-len("Hello, World!")), "Hello, World!", curses.color_pair(color_pair)) window.refresh() time.sleep(0.5) curses.wrapper(draw_randomly)

A really good career software developer trick is copy & paste from other peoples code on GitHub and then tell your boss that you came up with it on your own. What are the odds he will bother checking GitHub anyways? 😎 #Codegasm #Dev Caught developers doing this at Microsoft 😂