#CodeGasm

I just received a hand written letter from a fan asking me to do more #Codegasm's. How can I say no to that?!?

What is your FAVORITE programming language for creating command line utilities? 🤔 🔗 Poll Here 🔗 Reply with details on your selection & I will select the best answers to read during Twitch steam Monday at 3pm PDT on 🍿 #CodeGasm

If someone says you write Spaghetti code it’s actually a huge compliment because pasta is delicious… 🤤 #Codegasm #TechTip #Developer

However, if your boss complements your code for being easy to understand then you better start looking for another job because you just FAILED SDE corporate codependency 101 😬 #Codegasm #JobSecurity #TechTip

@KunalSh79917428 Allow ChatGPT to promptly put me out of a job. Let me know if this response helps you out at all or if it's not at all what you were looking for. 😉 #Codegasm

You’re looking at so many #Codegasm projects in this photo 😎 Let’s talk about some of them on stream today & how easy it is for you to get started with all the new technologies we have available today that didn’t exist yesterday that enable anyone 👍🏻 #Codegasm #Arduino #ChatGPT

If I wrote a Google Chrome plugin that replaced anything posted by Donald Trump with a quote from the Hitch Hikers Guide to Galaxy without any context would you install it? 🤔 #PCMR #Codegasm

If 99% of your code isn’t in main() you must not like job security through obscurity 😎 #TechTip #Codegasm

@Barnacules Intentionally write spaghetti code to make you extra valuable

Sure thing! Here is code for a Hello World screen saver in Python 👍🏻 #Codegasm ———— import curses import random import time def draw_randomly(window): curses.start_color() curses.init_pair(1, curses.COLOR_RED, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(2, curses.COLOR_GREEN, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(3, curses.COLOR_BLUE, curses.COLOR_BLACK) curses.init_pair(4, curses.COLOR_YELLOW, curses.COLOR_BLACK) while True: window.clear() height, width = window.getmaxyx() color_pair = random.randint(1, 4) window.addstr(random.randint(0, height-1), random.randint(0, width-len("Hello, World!")), "Hello, World!", curses.color_pair(color_pair)) window.refresh() time.sleep(0.5) curses.wrapper(draw_randomly)

Never comment your code so it’s harder to replace you. 😎 #TechTip

@Barnacules I’d love to hear some of your sage advice and wisdom about software development that you’ve garnered over your 15 years at Microsoft

Misspell all your objects, functions & variables on purpose to bait testers & code reviewers into filing simple bugs that you can fix in just a few seconds making your fix rate amazing setting your up for a promotion. 😎 #TechTip #Codegasm #Microsoft #SDET #SDE

I should make a #codegasm episode on how to use the Twitter API to hunt bots &endlessly fuck with them 😉 Hey @BotSentinel do you expose any API so I can save some time verifying potential bots or should I just screen scrape your webpage? 🤔

I NEVER condone #DDoS attacks since for one it’s a felony & two they causes huge coladeral damage! But…🤔 It would be fun to write a @pfsense plug-in that launches counter attacks against inbound malicious packets using TOR to distribute the massive load! #Codegasm 😎🍿🌊🤖🔥

@Barnacules @pfsense yup.. then people started to get smart and use BNC/ZNC relays so they were "always" on the channel lol

@THEJATMN @pfsense I remember writing a bot for mIRC that would excess flood a channel with a single click by spawning 500 instances of iRCii under a telnet shell account with random names & once the flood was detected by a bot it would tell mIRC to instantly join & grab admin 😎 #Hacking #Codegasm

A really good career software developer trick is copy & paste from other peoples code on GitHub and then tell your boss that you came up with it on your own. What are the odds he will bother checking GitHub anyways? 😎 #Codegasm #Dev Caught developers doing this at Microsoft 😂

When @elonmusk’s new $8 verification for cash system comes online would you guys like a Chrome / Edge plug-in that removes the paid checkmarks & restores currently verified users that were fully vetted due to actual impersonation risk? 🤔 #Codegasm #Development #Idea #Twitter

It's just like riding a bike, right? 😎 #codegasm

Join me & learn how to program your first game for iPhone, Android, Xbox, PlayStation & Windows in #Codegasm Ep.7

The sheer number of shenanigans going on right now have far exceeded the previous maximum 😎 2023 is already off to a good start and it hasn't even started yet 🥳 #Codegasm #ComingSoon

Want to screw with your co-workers who forgot to lock their PC when they went to the bathroom or grabbing another cup of coffee? 😈 #Codegasm #DrunkPC

LIVE on #Periscope: Headed to #Codegasm shoot

Down at the Tavern learning Unity with Greg for #Codegasm

WE ARE LIVE ▶️ Costco Copying NewEgg 🤣 New Thermal Camera 🎦 #Codegasm Potential Comeback 👨‍💻 Ebay Came Through 🤗 My Luck Is Terrible 🔥