#codingFail

I dream of the day when I write some code and it compiles correctly first time and then runs and does what I expect. I believe such a day is called the Rapture? #coding #codingfail

why your code panics and dies 💀 #codingfail #csharp #programming #devlife

I'm a total MORON #gamedev #indiedev #codingfail #programming

A little bit of an insight into this morning's #CodingFail

after an hour of rerunning and rechecking code - I missed a %>% .. on the plus side I now understand my code better now #everycloud #braindead #codingfail #ruser #researchermum #tomorrowanewday

Me: Good news or bad news? Them: Good! Me: I parallelized your code as promised. Them: Awesome. What's the bad? Me: The new algorithm is hella slow. You're going to need 16 cores to match the old serial performance. Me: Oh and scaling above 16 cores sucks! #CodingFail

Code with: for (int i = 0; i << num; i++) // off-by-one hell Spotted this in prod. Who's debugging my life? 😅 #CodingFail #WebDev #Oops

When your code breaks because you didn't properly apply a function to a list of dataframes 🤦‍♀️ #CodingFail #ProgrammingProblems #PandasFail

POV: You're following that one Indian tutorial, feeling like a coding pro... until you realize you haven't been coding along!  #codingfail #tutorialstruggles #tutorialhell #programmingmemes

Just failed a coding challenge but I learned so much from it. Failure is a natural part of the learning process and it's important to embrace it. I'll be back stronger next time! #codingfail #learnfromfailure #programmingstruggles

When you write a bash script to create config files for the years 2000 to 2020 and accidentally write 2020 as 20200. I thought it was taking a while to complete... #codingfail

#codingfail....lucky it was the wife and not a colleague 😳

I'm pretty sure that 30,348 is not the the "upper end" of 19,200-30,000 #CodingFAIL Should be: if (Views>UpperBound) then PrintPraiseText

Ended up rewriting every heightmap-, splatmap-, terraindetail-, whatoever-array as JsonUtility does not support multidimensional arrays. Hurray! 🤒 #codingfail #indiedev #gamedev

Well this is a little embarrassing ... someone set their Twitter automation 2 repeat an NRA promotion without setting a reasonable limit. Hope he still gets his credit. I wonder why #Twitter doesn't block an obvious excessive reposting of the exact same content? #infosec #osint

Okay after a little fun earlier. Apparently @lovemycountry55 isn't the only one who hasn't fully grasped the concept of automating Tweets using uCampaign. This one seems 2 have a pretty serious programming error ....although it does get it right every 4th attempt #infosec #osint

Watch the end of the sentence "give me c" eventually turn into "give me credit: WQR4-" Ooops. #infosec #osint #codingfail

L O N G B O I #codingFail #bugs #WomenWhoCode #poorly

Version control tip of the day - ALWAYS create a branch, even for small updates, otherwise you know you might lose an hour of work and have to delete your last local commit just to fix the mess you created... just saying 😳 #codingfail #gamedev #indiedev #coding #codinglife

Me: "I write my variables in CamelHumper" Husband: "...do you mean CamelCase? Tell me you mean CamelCase." #CodingFail #RStats

#signFail #codingFail #gccError

Thief or pantomime? #codingfail #madewithunity #indiedev