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  1. Alex Farnsworth🌻@Climate_AlexF
    I dream of the day when I write some code and it compiles correctly first time and then runs and does what I expect. I believe such a day is called the Rapture? #coding #codingfail
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  2. Stokry✓@stokry_45
    Code with: for (int i = 0; i << num; i++) // off-by-one hell Spotted this in prod. Who's debugging my life? 😅 #CodingFail #WebDev #Oops
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  3. Robert Haase@haesleinhuepf
    Me: Good news or bad news? Them: Good! Me: I parallelized your code as promised. Them: Awesome. What's the bad? Me: While translating your code we found a bug in the original. It turns out it did nonsense. Me: Oh and the new code is 200x faster... doing nonsense. 😁 #CodingFail
    Mike Croucher is on BlueSky @walkingrandomly
    Me: Good news or bad news? Them: Good! Me: I parallelized your code as promised. Them: Awesome. What's the bad? Me: The new algorithm is hella slow. You're going to need 16 cores to match the old serial performance. Me: Oh and scaling above 16 cores sucks! #CodingFail
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  4. Mike Croucher is on BlueSky@walkingrandomly
    Me: Good news or bad news? Them: Good! Me: I parallelized your code as promised. Them: Awesome. What's the bad? Me: The new algorithm is hella slow. You're going to need 16 cores to match the old serial performance. Me: Oh and scaling above 16 cores sucks! #CodingFail
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  5. Chris Stantis, PhD@ChrisStantis
    Me: "I write my variables in CamelHumper" Husband: "...do you mean CamelCase? Tell me you mean CamelCase." #CodingFail #RStats
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  6. Sam Harrison@samharrison7
    When you write a bash script to create config files for the years 2000 to 2020 and accidentally write 2020 as 20200. I thought it was taking a while to complete... #codingfail
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  7. WeirdBeardDev@weirdbearddev
    Version control tip of the day - ALWAYS create a branch, even for small updates, otherwise you know you might lose an hour of work and have to delete your last local commit just to fix the mess you created... just saying 😳 #codingfail #gamedev #indiedev #coding #codinglife
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  8. ram✓@ramthechosenone
    Same country, same kits and same names too? Now that's a solid team. #codingfail
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