Brandy Jensen

@BrandyLJensen

See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.

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  1. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    Brandy Jensen
    RT @resurrecti0ns: anyone who tells you that reading or writing substacks is the same kind of intellectual engagement as a phd is lying to you lmao
    China Digital @China_Digital
    Also, anything you do in a PhD, you can do in your own time. With platforms like substack, research, reading, reflection, and reaching out to audiences have become democratised and widely available. The PhD is about credentialism, membership of a club deemed prestigious, baubles.
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    when i say im bi i mean i like every type of woman and probably like 1 dude
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  3. China Digital@China_Digital
    Also, anything you do in a PhD, you can do in your own time. With platforms like substack, research, reading, reflection, and reaching out to audiences have become democratised and widely available. The PhD is about credentialism, membership of a club deemed prestigious, baubles.
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @orangepaulp: this nonsensical sentence has entranced me I fear. Every time I sit across from it on the subway I smile and start nodding. I might get it tattooed.
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @powcampsurvivor: is there like a rule that every bi girl has to post this at least once or they’ll die or something
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  6. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    well it’s no The Westing Game I can tell you that much
    Luke Winkie @luke_winkie
    The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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  7. Luke Winkie@luke_winkie
    The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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  8. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    I’m not sure how big the fanbase is for “good Douglas Murray impression” but I’m firmly in it
    Tony Lapidus @TonyLapidus
    Douglas Murray reacts to the US midterms
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    Douglas Murray reacts to the US midterms
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    RT @headlitesdeer: i’ve always found it compelling that she wahs in and he wahs out. there are patterns for those with open eyes
    Dark Tylenol 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @DarkTylenol
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  11. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    hilariously bad week for a certain type of guy but we can still make it worse. 300 percent tax on gas station dick pills. make using the laugh cry emoji a federal crime
    NBC News @NBCNews
    Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks.
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    Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks.
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @jbillinson: “Unionize ICE” is an amazing take, seemingly designed in a lab to anger the entire American political spectrum
    Anna Giaritelli @Anna_Giaritelli
    👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @shashj: Concerned that Houthis have considerably better inbox management than me.
    tyro @DoubleEph
    You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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    You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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    RT @ashtonpittman: Democrat Scott Colom’s lead over incumbent Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith has grown to a 49.1%-48.8% margin in Mississippi after Bolivar County tallied up more votes this morning, for a margin of 1,936 votes. Latest updates at our liveblog:
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  17. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    guy with a lot of vowels but they’re the same two noticing this…. we’re all driven by something
    Adam Aaronson @aaaronson
    JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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  18. Adam Aaronson✓@aaaronson
    JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @paularambles: the nytimes profile of dario amodei led me to his sister’s wedding website and it’s... interesting
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    RT @jbillinson: You think the faux wood paneling and fake plants in the CENTCOM podcast studio are funny but then they cut to the wide shot and reveal the wall art … amazing
    U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM
    Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube:
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    Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube:
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  22. Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensen
    a sentence I’ve never said before and probably never will again: give it up for Gavin Newsom
    San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle
    Breaking news: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he will commute the death sentences of all 548 of the state’s condemned inmates to life without parole.
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    Breaking news: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he will commute the death sentences of all 548 of the state’s condemned inmates to life without parole.
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @MikeIsaac:
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    Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold
    Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:
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  25. Olivia Reingold✓@Olivia_Reingold
    Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @BenjySarlin: I mean, there's a mathematical limit at play here
    Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024
    NYT: White voters in Mississippi shifted more towards Scott Colom than Black voters.
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    RT @OsitaNwanevu: Can't be overstated the extent to which these people think philosophy is simple and that they've figured it out. The reason they think they should have the power to shape AI, even as they warn it could kill everyone, is that they think they've cracked morality for the first time.
    Julia Black @mjnblack
    whew
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    Brandy Jensen
    RT @NesrineMalik: A striking stat re AIPAC performance in the midterms. In 2022, almost 70% of its funds went into races where it got the desired result. In 2024, it was 87%. In 2026, that figure is 34%.
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    RT @mjnblack: this is why I love working at @VanityFair yesterday, I saw half our staff clustered around our fashion correspondent's desk poring over this photo. As José puts it, "The image has several discrepancies. The style and make of the Chanel Flap bag is inconsistent with others the brand has sold, and the Valentino shoes in question appear askew in proportion; their straps have several punched holes that the authentic Valentino style does not." AI image detectors confirmed that yes, Olivia Reingold used an AI-generated image to make her point, without a drop of disclosure. Wild!!!!
    Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold
    So far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.
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  30. Anna Giaritelli✓@Anna_Giaritelli
    👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.
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  31. Olivia Reingold✓@Olivia_Reingold
    So far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.
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