Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.
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Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @resurrecti0ns: anyone who tells you that reading or writing substacks is the same kind of intellectual engagement as a phd is lying to you lmaoChina Digital @China_DigitalAlso, anything you do in a PhD, you can do in your own time. With platforms like substack, research, reading, reflection, and reaching out to audiences have become democratised and widely available. The PhD is about credentialism, membership of a club deemed prestigious, baubles.0255049
China Digital@China_DigitalAlso, anything you do in a PhD, you can do in your own time. With platforms like substack, research, reading, reflection, and reaching out to audiences have become democratised and widely available. The PhD is about credentialism, membership of a club deemed prestigious, baubles.557131192K
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @orangepaulp: this nonsensical sentence has entranced me I fear. Every time I sit across from it on the subway I smile and start nodding. I might get it tattooed.0257061
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @powcampsurvivor: is there like a rule that every bi girl has to post this at least once or they’ll die or something01.3K054
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenwell it’s no The Westing Game I can tell you that muchLuke Winkie @luke_winkieThe first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!221736122.2K
Luke Winkie@luke_winkieThe first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!91933610.6K2.3M
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @thedrift_mag: The Drift is hiring! Submit your application to jobs@thedriftmag.com.033042
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenI’m not sure how big the fanbase is for “good Douglas Murray impression” but I’m firmly in itTony Lapidus @TonyLapidusDouglas Murray reacts to the US midterms164265049.5K
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @headlitesdeer: i’ve always found it compelling that she wahs in and he wahs out. there are patterns for those with open eyesDark Tylenol 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @DarkTylenol03.5K045
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenhilariously bad week for a certain type of guy but we can still make it worse. 300 percent tax on gas station dick pills. make using the laugh cry emoji a federal crimeNBC News @NBCNewsTesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks.9571.4K26K
Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks.4905273.5K1.7M
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @jbillinson: “Unionize ICE” is an amazing take, seemingly designed in a lab to anger the entire American political spectrumAnna Giaritelli @Anna_Giaritelli👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.0527053
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @shashj: Concerned that Houthis have considerably better inbox management than me.tyro @DoubleEphYou have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs0511049
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @ashtonpittman: Democrat Scott Colom’s lead over incumbent Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith has grown to a 49.1%-48.8% margin in Mississippi after Bolivar County tallied up more votes this morning, for a margin of 1,936 votes. Latest updates at our liveblog:0253058
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenguy with a lot of vowels but they’re the same two noticing this…. we’re all driven by somethingAdam Aaronson @aaaronsonJULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)72242417.6K
JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)671922.8K463K
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @paularambles: the nytimes profile of dario amodei led me to his sister’s wedding website and it’s... interesting042049
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @jbillinson: You think the faux wood paneling and fake plants in the CENTCOM podcast studio are funny but then they cut to the wide shot and reveal the wall art … amazingU.S. Central Command @CENTCOMListen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube:040052
Listen to the first full episode of CENTCOM's new podcast "Inside CENTCOM" — out now on podcast platforms or on YouTube:1.3K5693.8K2.9M
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensena sentence I’ve never said before and probably never will again: give it up for Gavin NewsomSan Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicleBreaking news: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he will commute the death sentences of all 548 of the state’s condemned inmates to life without parole.242584.2K71.3K
San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicleBreaking news: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announced Thursday that he will commute the death sentences of all 548 of the state’s condemned inmates to life without parole.3466600161K
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @MikeIsaac:Olivia Reingold @Olivia_ReingoldHello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:033049
Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:784205681.6M
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @BenjySarlin: I mean, there's a mathematical limit at play herePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024NYT: White voters in Mississippi shifted more towards Scott Colom than Black voters.084049
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @OsitaNwanevu: Can't be overstated the extent to which these people think philosophy is simple and that they've figured it out. The reason they think they should have the power to shape AI, even as they warn it could kill everyone, is that they think they've cracked morality for the first time.Julia Black @mjnblackwhew0135035
NYT: White voters in Mississippi shifted more towards Scott Colom than Black voters.831882.1K296K
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @NesrineMalik: A striking stat re AIPAC performance in the midterms. In 2022, almost 70% of its funds went into races where it got the desired result. In 2024, it was 87%. In 2026, that figure is 34%.03K047
Brandy Jensen@BrandyLJensenBrandy JensenRT @mjnblack: this is why I love working at @VanityFair yesterday, I saw half our staff clustered around our fashion correspondent's desk poring over this photo. As José puts it, "The image has several discrepancies. The style and make of the Chanel Flap bag is inconsistent with others the brand has sold, and the Valentino shoes in question appear askew in proportion; their straps have several punched holes that the authentic Valentino style does not." AI image detectors confirmed that yes, Olivia Reingold used an AI-generated image to make her point, without a drop of disclosure. Wild!!!!Olivia Reingold @Olivia_ReingoldSo far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.02.8K049
👀 Post-election text from tenured ICE source This source and others have lamented to me that the new hires have inadequate training and being assigned to the field with rookies is a liability for experienced officers.30102433286K
So far at Abdul El-Sayed’s election night event I’ve spotted, Valentino heels, a Chanel bag, a Moncler jacket, Rolex watches, and a YSL bag among other designer items.2.4K4044.1K3.9M















