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Megan McKenna was UNRECOGNISABLE as she transformed into Miss Piggy for a star-studded Halloween bash in Shoreditch last night! 🐷🎃 She understood the assignment!

RT @Ursflora_: Best hip flexor stretch to fix sitting posture.

RT @malantrent: Landlord: “You have until the end of the month to leave my property.” Tenant: “Leave? I’ve lived here for eleven years. What happened?” Landlord: “I’m selling the house. The new owner wants it vacant.” Tenant: “Then give me the proper notice. I’ve paid my rent every year.” Landlord: “I’m giving you notice now.” Tenant: “You gave me a text message yesterday saying I should leave in two weeks.” Landlord: “Two weeks should be enough time to find somewhere else.” Tenant: “With three children in school? You expect me to find another house, pay an agent, pay a deposit, and move everything in fourteen days?” Landlord: “That’s not my problem. It’s my property.” Tenant: “I’ve never owed you a single day of rent. When your wife was hospitalized, you asked me for a loan. I gave you $4,000, and you promised to repay me within three months.” Landlord: “Don’t bring personal matters into this.” Tenant: “You haven’t repaid a dollar in four years.” Landlord: “I said I’d pay you when I could.” Tenant: “And I never threatened you. I never embarrassed you. I gave you time because I thought we had a good relationship.” Landlord: “That has nothing to do with the house.”

RT @Rymien: Never ever in your life marry a girl with mustache @grok , explain to them why 💀

RT @postbymagnetor: I spent my last $87 helping a stranger at the grocery store. The next morning, my boss called me into his office and asked a question that made my heart stop. But I need to explain what happened first. I was having one of the worst months of my life. My rent was overdue, my electricity bill was sitting on the kitchen counter, and my car had started making a noise I couldn’t afford to investigate. I had $87 left in my checking account until payday. That evening, I stopped at a grocery store after work to buy a few cheap meals.

RT @jazminesulivan: A movie rated 9/10 for you to watch, enjoy 🍿

RT @BruudaJohn: Purge out APC…

RT @its_joy9: Where can I find a man who’ll genuinely take good care of me and my family without asking for sěx? 🥺❤️

RT @sana_blossoms: Shawn Mendez casually making all his girlfriends look like his daughter

RT @Bvngzaf: What was he doing wrong??

RT @daram_ola: Truth be told, those watermelons were unbelievably fresh. Every bite was bursting with sweetness and freshness. Honestly, you could taste the love and quality in every slice.

RT @Baggio2345: The CEO invited five employees to dinner and announced that one of us would become the company’s new regional manager. We were all excited because the role came with a $30,000 annual salary increase and the opportunity to lead a new branch. My strongest competitor was Michael, a confident employee who had been close to the CEO for years. During dinner, the CEO asked each of us to explain what we would change about the company. Michael spoke for nearly ten minutes about growth, leadership, and efficiency. When it was my turn, I mentioned that the company was losing customers because complaints were being marked as resolved before anyone contacted them. The CEO stopped eating. CEO: “How do you know that?” Me: “I’ve been reviewing the customer records.” Michael interrupted.

RT @maxj2345: That last part really got me... 😂

RT @Xjennifer_001: Port Harcourt done too hard, make I pack go Kano I hear say life is easy there but I fear bandit anyway

RT @1arabella_: I’m curious,What brought them together despite the age gap true love or something else?

RT @_HerMajestee: I made things awkward at a family dinner because I told my niece she didn’t have to hug me. Apparently that was disrespectful. My sister brought her 6-year-old daughter over for Sunday dinner. When they were leaving, my sister said: “Go give Aunt Monika a hug!” My niece shook her head. So I smiled and said: “That’s okay, sweetheart. You don’t have to.” My sister immediately looked annoyed. “Don’t tell her that. We’re teaching her manners.” I said:

RT @Strictlyirene: She introduced herself as the company’s largest investor. Then she explained that my father had quietly purchased a controlling interest in the business three years earlier. He had never interfered with management. He wanted to see whether the company rewarded talent fairly. Richard’s face went pale. The investor opened a folder containing employee performance reports. My name appeared at the top. Beside it were five years of rejected promotion requests. “Your manager repeatedly recommended less-qualified employees over this person,” she told the board. Richard tried to defend himself. Nobody interrupted her. Then she turned toward me. “The board would like you to lead the division.” I considered the offer. “Thank you,” I replied. “But I won’t return to a company that needed my resignation to recognize my value.” I walked out. Three months later, I launched my own consultancy with two former colleagues. One of my first clients was the company that had refused to promote me. I charged them three times my old salary.

RT @James315389: A wealthy father once spent his entire life building an empire because he wanted his children to have everything he never had. He worked from sunrise until midnight. He missed school events, birthday parties, family dinners, and countless moments he could never get back. Whenever his wife complained that the children barely saw him, he gave the same response. “I’m doing all this for them. One day, they will understand.” And he believed it. He bought them expensive clothes, the latest phones, luxury cars, and a beautiful mansion with more rooms than the family needed. He sent them to the best schools and made sure they never experienced the financial struggles he had endured growing up. From the outside, his family looked perfect. But behind the mansion’s gates, something was terribly wrong. His children barely spoke to one another. His teenage son was struggling with depression but was afraid to tell his father. His daughter had everything money could buy, yet she felt lonely because her father was always too busy to listen to her…

RT @chickyxime: There is this man I know who married a Gen Z woman, and the arguments in their marriage are honestly exhausting. Last Sunday, he came home from work and found his wife lying on the couch scrolling through her phone. The dishes were in the sink, and they had nothing prepared for dinner. He asked her, “Babe, did you cook anything?” She replied, “I'm not your maid. You have hands too.” He said, “I'm not asking you to be my maid. I'm asking because we're both hungry.” She immediately sat up. “And why is cooking automatically my responsibility? Did you marry a wife or hire a housekeeper?” He told her he had never said that, but he expected them to share responsibilities.

RT @6kbmorgan: From airport strolls to city walks—Venus Williams and Nicholas Hammond taking on the world in style. ✈️🏙️

RT @iammosvilla: A few years ago, I had to fly back to Tunisia from the UAE at short notice after a medical operation. My company had already paid for business-class tickets, but because I needed to change my flight at the last minute, the only available option was first class. I paid the extra and honestly loved the experience. For my return flight, I realised I had enough frequent flyer points to upgrade my business-class ticket to first class, so I decided to give it another try. After checking in at Brisbane Airport, I headed toward baggage screening. I noticed a man nearby.......

Medical students on the tl, I saw a video and I have no idea what the guy is doing wrong. Can anyone explain it to me?