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@HaoTurnip

aspiring court jester. net citizen. pfp by conny_lol.art priv @TurnipNull

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  1. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    BAYERISCHE MOTOREN WERKE!!1!1!
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    turnip 🃏 @HaoTurnip
    Appeared to me in a vision
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  3. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    "saying you're against the industrial revolution"
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    I need you guys to understand that being “against AI” like as a stance is like saying you’re against the Industrial Revolution
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    I need you guys to understand that being “against AI” like as a stance is like saying you’re against the Industrial Revolution
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  5. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    robots jerking off,,, that's W clanks bro
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    >given the upsides of being a dog without the downsides >upset
    Dakota 🌒🌕🌘 @SleepyFaaris
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    RT @IrisErased: The reason ADHD meds say not to crush or snort them is because psychiatrists hate you and don't want you to have any fun
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  10. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    first thing I'd do if I got a time machine is just go back to when my grandpa was in his 30s, leave him with my grocery receipt, and tell him to figure shit out
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    giga
    End Wokeness @EndWokeness
    Stock indexes since Democrats won: 🇺🇸 NASDAQ: -2.9% 🇺🇸 S&P 500: -1.6% 🇨🇳 SZSE: +5.4% 🇨🇳 CSI 300: +3.2% I'll let the outcome speak for itself
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    Stock indexes since Democrats won: 🇺🇸 NASDAQ: -2.9% 🇺🇸 S&P 500: -1.6% 🇨🇳 SZSE: +5.4% 🇨🇳 CSI 300: +3.2% I'll let the outcome speak for itself
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    RT @vesperpurr: are you okay bro
    Zack D. Films @zackdfilms1
    The Reason Humpty Dumpty Fell 🥚 (fiction)
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    The Reason Humpty Dumpty Fell 🥚 (fiction)
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    RT @ro_44_: My first order as the future dictator of Egypt is to burn down every three letter uni to the ground and plant trees in their area instead
    h4zem 𓃠 @hazem_remover
    rich ppl will never be funny istggg
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    rich ppl will never be funny istggg
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    RT @PunishedLu: Since everyoe is sharing Spacetoon songs, Ill share mine
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    Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
    I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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    I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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    RT @korumimo: dni if you're a: - racist - fascist - nationalist grifter - bootlicking theocrat - literally hitler
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  21. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    love it when I do something for someone and they say "I'm touched" like haha yeah you are
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  24. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    I sure hope the right don't want vengeance for Charlie Kirk, it would be a terrible blow if they shot Hassan Piker, for example
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  25. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    Egyptian cultural victory
    Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle
    يلعن أمك اللي جابتك
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    يلعن أمك اللي جابتك
    Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
    I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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  28. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    🚨 just in from the deomcratic party: "we're working on woke 3.0 as we speak and it'll put woke 1.0 to shame"
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    your social security card will have your pronouns on it buddy buddy
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    said alsalualaykum to the TSA agent and crip walked in without a passport
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    chud is over we're calling it the r word again
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  34. turnip 🃏@HaoTurnip
    I thought of "OBJECTION" and chuckled cause what if they hit you with "OVERRULED" and just keep going
    羽兰 @vemloe
    Was thinking of funny safe words. Imagine screaming HALT!! while doing it
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    RT @alexbronzini: We are going to replace the Constitution with the Quran.
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  36. 羽兰@vemloe
    Was thinking of funny safe words. Imagine screaming HALT!! while doing it
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