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@JDabknee

poisson process princess | single and tall

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    Reminder: You need to stop washing your hair NOW if you want to be Cameron Winter for Halloween.
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    ambiguously referring to his crush as “they” (bisexual??) before dropping that it’s Gal Gadot is perfect. Completely flawless comedic timing.
    PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS
    the way my mouth dropped when he said the name
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    the way my mouth dropped when he said the name
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    esahc @49eerfc
    the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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    the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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    *paws at you* can’t wait to see you!! *paws at you* hey, still on for tonight? *paws at you* hey haha what’s up?
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    ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby
    misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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    misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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    Watching Brazil re-elect their elderly center-left incumbent President over a far right lunatic
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    Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024
    I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.
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    Straight couple, 2026: “hi!! we both have jobs and try to divide housework evenly” Gay couple, 2026: “this is my bitch-wife. She does not leave the house and will not speak unless spoken to.”
    BlondHimbo @BlondHimboBoyy
    I like bottoms with a trad-wife fantasy.
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    I like bottoms with a trad-wife fantasy.
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    showing my wife i love her by posting her on main with a gun pointed directly at her face
    Congressman Troy Downing @RepTroyDowning
    Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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    Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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    T @HappinessHitHim
    New York the only place in the world where you will legitimately need four Halloween costumes
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    New York the only place in the world where you will legitimately need four Halloween costumes
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    my abs show through this shirt can i be annoying for a second
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    Irulan wears increasingly restrictive armor as Paul’s future becomes more certain!! She would never wear mail panties, it wouldn’t make sense!!
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    Posts @JDabknee
    (op looks very handsome and the chain mail is really handsome though)
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    people’s attentions spans are too short for tv shows so they watch podcasts from the only remaining recurring media characters in their lives: porn stars
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    he’s hot but if you listen to a porn podcast we probably just have to put you down
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