Jake Schwartz

@Jake11291

Professional Poker Player. Indiana University Alumni. I watch a lot of sports. I watch a lot of movies. I have a lot of Hot Takes

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  1. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
    Jake Schwartz
    RT @MattGlantz: Had to be the toughest high limit mixed game lineup in the long history of @BorgataPoker (2011). Dags Glantz Malkin Mike the Hat Schulman Ofir Hennigan
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  2. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
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    RT @TheCinesthetic: FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS turns 22 today. Billy Bob Thornton improvised much of Coach Gaines’ famous halftime speech after asking Peter Berg if he could go off-script. He drew from something that had happened to him the night before.
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  3. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
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    RT @BrndnStrssng: Funny to sandwich “bald” between those other two things like it’s equally as bad
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    Bucky fangirls, brace yourselves for Sebastian Stan as a conservative, bald homophobe in 'Fjord'
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    Bucky fangirls, brace yourselves for Sebastian Stan as a conservative, bald homophobe in 'Fjord'
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    Jake Schwartz
    RT @NFLMemes: Cam Skattebo showed up for year 2 looking like a combination of Bam Margera, the kid from Matilda, and Badger from Breaking Bad
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  6. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
    Jake Schwartz
    RT @PokerRob24: To get a deep run in the main event at the @WSOP you have to stay focused, willing to gamble,play small pots ,study your table,eat healthy,stay hydrated and exercise.
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  7. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
    Jake Schwartz
    RT @NFLMemes: Kids in Uganda seeing the Patriots finally get revenge on the Seahawks after losing on a game-winning TD pass from Russell Wilson in Super Bowl 49
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    Was that Epstein in the nerds cluster commercial?
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  9. Jake Schwartz@Jake11291
    Jake Schwartz
    RT @PokerRob24: We invented a new silly game called Tres Hombres. 3 blinds and the button gets an extra card. The big blind gets 3 cards to start and can chose from 6 silly games Lieutenant, 49 ,0,captain,general,and suits. After that everyone gets an additional 2 cards. I believe my poker IQ mix game is getting worse. IF you want more information on this silly game I’ll answer all questions. Don’t try this at home.
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    Jake Schwartz
    RT @PokerRob24: Sometimes it’s ok to lose just work harder and don’t underestimate the compassionate and have goals.
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    RT @LeanandCuisine: Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son
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    RT @Super70sSports: Say what you will about Bobby Knight but he sure as fuck would’ve prevented whatever the hell this shit is …
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    Jake Schwartz
    RT @JohnRichTV: I wrote 2,000 words recapping Curt Cignetti's historic two-year run, and what it was like for someone who grew up "watching" Indiana football Indiana Hoosiers Fans – What the Fuck Just Happened?
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