Jonah Allon

@JonahAllon

Deputy Communications Director for Health, @GovKathyHochul. Was: VP at @MPS_NYC, Deputy Press Sec, @nycmayor, city gov. Opinions my own. RTs /= endorsements.

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  1. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    JD Vance huddling with House Republicans on a strategy to stop the “Take a Sledgehammer to Every Trump Vanity Project Act” while Anthony Constantino hangs out in the back, taking furtive pulls of a mango-flavored Juul and muttering about how G-Eazy “lowkey belongs on Rushmore”
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  2. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    to the extent that wiles bears any responsibility for the admin’s failures, it’s that she didn’t have enough sway with the president to check his worst impulses. miller is the embodiment of his worst impulses
    Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett
    NEWS: Trump announces Stephen Miller will replace Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff, effective Monday, November 9. Wiles will move to Trump's political operation, the president says.
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  3. Geoff Bennett✓@GeoffRBennett
    NEWS: Trump announces Stephen Miller will replace Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff, effective Monday, November 9. Wiles will move to Trump's political operation, the president says.
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  4. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    1. LBJ’s “Daisy” ad 2. “Pick another protein” … 3-♾️: every other political spot
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  5. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    we are levels of up right now that you can’t even fathom
    The Weather Channel @weatherchannel
    Central Park peak fall foliage
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    Jonah Allon
    RT @Buffalojilll: Josh Allen to Hailee Steinfeld
    tasman @lildorothy_
    bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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  7. tasman✓@lildorothy_
    bro you are my big dog and to some extent my wife
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    philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_
    "Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication."
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    "Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication."
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  10. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
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    RT @dancluchey: One of the most insane stats in an election full of them — had literally zero people showed up to vote for Talarico on Tuesday, he still would’ve won by 150k.
    BeshearStan @BeshearStan
    James Talarico received *more early votes* then Paxton received in TOTAL This race was over before it began 😭
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    James Talarico received *more early votes* then Paxton received in TOTAL This race was over before it began 😭
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  12. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    JD Vance, Ron DeSantis, and Ted Cruz — all Ivy League-educated lawyers who had to cosplay as populist tribunes — are now reverting to chin-stroking punditry, as if the political program they cynically championed for years had nothing to do with How We Got Here
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  13. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    nonzero chance anthony constantino requests to get sworn in on a vinyl copy of the slim shady LP
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  14. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    so not only did elise stefanik have to watch the person trump picked over her get smoked in the gubernatorial race, she also is getting replaced by this guy (who won in a squeaker)
    CNY Central @CNYCentral
    NY-21 Congressional Candidate and Trump loyalist Anthony Constantino declared victory in a profanity-laced speech last evening. Constantino scolded members of the media for not reporting his successes. He had WWNY Reporter Garrett Dombleski removed from his watch party, calling him an "a**hole" repeatedly.
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  15. CNY Central✓@CNYCentral
    NY-21 Congressional Candidate and Trump loyalist Anthony Constantino declared victory in a profanity-laced speech last evening. Constantino scolded members of the media for not reporting his successes. He had WWNY Reporter Garrett Dombleski removed from his watch party, calling him an "a**hole" repeatedly.
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  16. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    middle fingers up/throw them hands high/flipped the Hoosier state/tell em Beau Bayh
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  17. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    hegseth might end up being the fall guy for last night’s result (and good riddance), but miller is arguably as culpable. you don’t get heavily Latino counties in FL and TX swinging 20+ points toward Ds if not for the aggressive ICE enforcement he personally oversaw and encouraged
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    Jonah Allon
    RT @jamestalarico: Luci Baines Johnson came to celebrate last night. We just took back her dad’s Senate seat.
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    Jonah Allon
    RT @BryanLesswing: The updated @KathyHochul results tell a remarkable story: - More than tripled her 2022 margin - Flipped counties that were in the GOP column 4 years ago: • Nassau & Suffolk • Rockland & Orange & Dutchess • Saratoga & Rensselaer • Broome • Ontario • Warren A HUGE mandate.
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  20. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    this is pretty astonishing — the sitting vice president and the president’s son are co-signing an election postmortem that boils down to, “the war we started was a disaster for us”
    Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr
    Every word of this is 💯💯💯
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    Every word of this is 💯💯💯
    JD Vance @JDVance
    One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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    RT @tysonbrody: Cannot understate Stephen Miller’s impact on tonight’s results
    Twiz @twizzyu
    Hamilton wins Finney County!! A Trump+35 county, once again on the ballots of Hispanic voters!
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    Hamilton wins Finney County!! A Trump+35 county, once again on the ballots of Hispanic voters!
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  24. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    we’re extending the “Girls” reboot to two seasons
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  25. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    “…at least 17 women will serve as state chief executives next year” (including the best governor in America, @GovKathyHochul)
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  26. Jonah Allon@JonahAllon
    we’re bringing back hank’s saloon on atlantic
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    Jonah Allon
    RT @GovKathyHochul: I ❤️ New York! And tomorrow, I’ll get up and go right back to work.
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