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ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓

@ThatPHCBoy

Rich Uncle, No Kids | DILF | Enjoyment Minister | Tennis . Running . Gym | I will be humble about everything except my cooking | [email protected]

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  1. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    I am an excellent Growth and Product Marketing Specialist with extensive experience in full funnel marketing across industries. Also available for consulting on sales and marketing strategies for small businesses
    Naomi Philip @NaomiPhilip12
    In case someone needs your services, what do you do for a living?
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  2. Naomi Philip✓@NaomiPhilip12
    In case someone needs your services, what do you do for a living?
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  3. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    not sure you have a car, if not you will not have typed this. filling my tank is almost 80k and i do that three times a month. that's 240k! hate it when people are so loud about things they don't know well enough
    The Carpital Autos 🚘 @Nurse__lyon
    Where are you going that youre spending 300k on fuel monthly?? Full tank no dey pass 60-70k for regular Toyotas, you wan tell me say you dey buy full tank 4/5 times in one month? Are you MC Oluomo?
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  4. The Carpital Autos 🚘@Nurse__lyon
    Where are you going that youre spending 300k on fuel monthly?? Full tank no dey pass 60-70k for regular Toyotas, you wan tell me say you dey buy full tank 4/5 times in one month? Are you MC Oluomo?
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  5. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    rented a generator today for 7k, cos it was not very sunny and my inverter didn't charge enough. the heat is crazy and i have more than 300k worth of food in my freezer, cannot risk it. as for the person that stole our generators, you will come down with leprosy
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  6. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    i will keep clapping for others until it's my turn
    blossom @blossom_bie
    Thank you @IkejaElectric woahhh what a feat! From 9:02am to 9:08am. Six powerful minutes of uninterrupted power after three days of darkness🥳🥳💃🏽
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  7. blossom@blossom_bie
    Thank you @IkejaElectric woahhh what a feat! From 9:02am to 9:08am. Six powerful minutes of uninterrupted power after three days of darkness🥳🥳💃🏽
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  10. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    you are a disgrace, resign
    Joseph Olasunkanmi Tegbe @JosephOTegbe
    For nearly 20 years, over 300 containers of transmission equipment sat stranded at our ports. This equipment was bought to expand the network, relieve overloaded substations and bring more reliable electricity to Nigerians. Yesterday, the Nigeria Customs Service approved the release of the first 98. Our engineers will now verify the equipment, test it and deploy it where it is needed most. That means completing stalled projects, easing pressure on overloaded substations and strengthening the grid. This is a significant first step, and we are working to secure the release of the remaining 200+ containers without further delay. We are grateful to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for approving the release. We also thank the Comptroller-General and officers of the Nigeria Customs Service, the Honourable Minister of Finance, the Honourable Minister of Marine and Blue Economy, the Nigerian Ports Authority, the terminal operators and the TCN team for their support. A stronger grid, one step at a time. 🇳🇬 #PowerUpdate #MinistryOfPower #RenewedHope #NigeriaGrid #ReliablePower
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  11. Joseph Olasunkanmi Tegbe✓@JosephOTegbe
    For nearly 20 years, over 300 containers of transmission equipment sat stranded at our ports. This equipment was bought to expand the network, relieve overloaded substations and bring more reliable electricity to Nigerians. Yesterday, the Nigeria Customs Service approved the release of the first 98. Our engineers will now verify the equipment, test it and deploy it where it is needed most. That means completing stalled projects, easing pressure on overloaded substations and strengthening the grid. This is a significant first step, and we are working to secure the release of the remaining 200+ containers without further delay. We are grateful to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for approving the release. We also thank the Comptroller-General and officers of the Nigeria Customs Service, the Honourable Minister of Finance, the Honourable Minister of Marine and Blue Economy, the Nigerian Ports Authority, the terminal operators and the TCN team for their support. A stronger grid, one step at a time. 🇳🇬 #PowerUpdate #MinistryOfPower #RenewedHope #NigeriaGrid #ReliablePower
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    ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
    RT @capt_jayy: Once Nigerians start calling them out for their incompetence, they will roll out fresh lamba to douse the tension.
    Joseph Olasunkanmi Tegbe @JosephOTegbe
    For nearly 20 years, over 300 containers of transmission equipment sat stranded at our ports. This equipment was bought to expand the network, relieve overloaded substations and bring more reliable electricity to Nigerians. Yesterday, the Nigeria Customs Service approved the release of the first 98. Our engineers will now verify the equipment, test it and deploy it where it is needed most. That means completing stalled projects, easing pressure on overloaded substations and strengthening the grid. This is a significant first step, and we are working to secure the release of the remaining 200+ containers without further delay. We are grateful to His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for approving the release. We also thank the Comptroller-General and officers of the Nigeria Customs Service, the Honourable Minister of Finance, the Honourable Minister of Marine and Blue Economy, the Nigerian Ports Authority, the terminal operators and the TCN team for their support. A stronger grid, one step at a time. 🇳🇬 #PowerUpdate #MinistryOfPower #RenewedHope #NigeriaGrid #ReliablePower
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    ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
    RT @debbiesmagazine: No electricity, useless public transportation system, smelly city, dispatch riders, generator noise😩, no seatbelts, everyone offering you 150k for shoots, no trees, “collab”, MY GOD!!!!
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    ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
    RT @Emeneks: I just saw on tiktok that baker in Ikorodu is giving out her cakes for free because there’s no light to preserve them. This is the government some of you intend to vote for again. You must be a very wicked soul mehn.
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  16. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    YES
    Red Rackham @gunnerbeeks
    The more serious your job, the more unserious your hobbies need to be. I will not be explaining further.
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  17. Red Rackham@gunnerbeeks
    The more serious your job, the more unserious your hobbies need to be. I will not be explaining further.
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  19. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    no, i need them to run mad that morning
    Mojisola💕 @Mjay_thatb
    If you plan to vote for Tinubu this election na that day gan gan you no go wake
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  20. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    how can you create when you don't have light? 😭
    ✨✨Danielle✨✨ @dee_elleea
    It so crazy how this country affects your ability to be creative because you’re so occupied with survival. How do you want to be creative when you don’t have electricity?
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  21. ✨✨Danielle✨✨✓@dee_elleea
    It so crazy how this country affects your ability to be creative because you’re so occupied with survival. How do you want to be creative when you don’t have electricity?
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  23. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    look at the stitching and the hemlines 🤦🏿. gosh this is so terrible
    Moyo_O🫦🍒 @yosore23
    What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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  24. Moyo_O🫦🍒✓@yosore23
    What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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    Moyo_O🫦🍒 @yosore23
    What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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  26. ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne✓@ThatPHCBoy
    ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
    RT @PeterObi: GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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    ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne
    RT @imoteda: I’m literally regressing in life when I’m supposed to be growing and this is all APC’s fault. They’ve stolen over a decade of my life. In my time of prosperity, I’m counting pennies. In my time of success, I feel like a failure. Honestly, it will not be well with APC and their supporters.
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  31. Oluchi✓@Oluchi02v2
    This is seriously funny 😆
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  32. Mojisola💕@Mjay_thatb
    If you plan to vote for Tinubu this election na that day gan gan you no go wake
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