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so sad for the girls affected by i-638. nobody should care at all if you play a sport!

the biggest takeaway i’m hoping for from today is for people from historically left-leaning states to stop viewing texans, and other southerners, as irredeemable and backwards, writ large. and this didn’t change tonight, or even this year, because we’ve always been here

in the stripped club. straight up “talafreaking it”.

on the verge of tears in bellevue washington. so unbelievably proud of my friends back home 💙

greg freeman // trinity ace awesome show, greg’s a baller. unfortunate aspect of being at the front is that i really couldn’t hear his guitar

julia jacklin // jordan patterson - shoutout to the aussies on my study abroad who put me onto julia eight years ago

RT @couldawentpro:

reading the stranger’s october issue in the aggregate (i’m using several copies to papier-mache my halloween costume)

it’s “your mother, the devil, can see everything” weekend at the theater starting with Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother

round 2

after some delay, it’s finally time for round 3

took my dumbass three to six months to realize my apple tv remote wasn’t controlling the volume because something was blocking the tv ir receptor! pissed

Bite your headboard for Verity challenge #biteyourheadboardforveritychallenge Everyone’s doing it

hilarious ad placement

lowkey they should turn merlin into a social media app. you could add your friends and see what birds they’re seeing!

when will someone be bold enough to say “i vote to ejaculate” on big brother

incredible scenes

we are a bit over halfway through 2026 - how many films have you watched so far this year? #letterboxd

got told by multiple people at work that this is the worst they’ve seen me, i love my job!!!!

the general state of refereeing in soccer is such a buzzkill. not every contact in the box is a foul. and i hate when commentators are like “the ref had no choice but to rule the goal out” yes they did!!!