Stayinyour Lane

My 20th high school reunion is in three weeks and I CAN’T WAIT to find out who’s happy and who’s mad about last night

RT @heyjaeeeee: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO BITCH

TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES

I have never been more excited to listen to the latest episode of The Daily in my life

RT @innocencestrip: this caused the blue wave

Blue Texas before a new Rihanna album 😭

BREAKING NEWS: Agnes Van Rhijn projected to retain her seat as Vice President of the New York Heritage Society

DC foodies storming Wagshals now that Foie Gras is about to be banned

Incredible election results happening in DC tonight

Expecting a lot of pole here tomorrow because YALL SHOWED UP TO THE POLLS!!!

PAXTON CANT EVEN CARRY FORT WORTH WHAT A LOSER

DENTON COUNTY!!!!

NOT NOW NEW YORK TIMES

American politics is crazy because today every state is voting on whether we save democracy and in DC we are voting on whether we can retain access to a fancy appetizer.

It’s been a minute

Enid Winterton walked so Suzanne Bartsch could run

Just like the Gilded Age I too pretended to be straight while attending many parties at Webster Hall

THERES A NEW GILDED AGE TWINK THIS SEASON I REPEAT THERES A NEW GILDED AGE TWINK

I love this time of the year bc I can’t tell if the text I’m getting is from a desperate ex or a political fundraiser

When are we getting Drag Race: OPEC vs Commonwealth of Nations?

Wild that in 2026 a lesbian bar in Western Massachusetts is getting more press coverage than the White House