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I don't like being on the internet but somebody has to do it

RT @i0lanthe_: Barber fucked up my skull!! Whole new dent

Sorry can't make it I gotta go to my ex's apartment to pick up my jokes

It feels like I am being violated when the automatic toilet flushes while I'm still using it

RT @laserboat999:

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown pathway that helps HIV stay hidden in the body, even when patients are taking effective treatment. The findings, published in Cell Reports, point to a possible new target for future HIV cure strategies.

RT @FATFUCKINGCHUD1: Message to my haters

r/whatisit Found this in my pocket

My college is giving out lead poisoning to students for free

Dude I'd be unstoppable if I wasn't who I am

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RT @RandomSlop:

RT @DefectivePigg:

I take back everything I've ever said

The good feelings are fleeting and the bad feelings refuse to leave you. Whoever designed it to be this way should be shot dead for a brief moment of catharsis.

Don't talk to me until I've had my Smoking in my bathroom while feeling fear on a level I don't have any right to

RT @riddhyy:

Delete all your social media except for Reddit. And then leave every subreddit you're in and only browse r/Breakfast. You're welcome

They are going to try to convince you that your life isn't over at 22 when in reality Your life is over at 22