
crisp mattman@cushbombamber rollo @ambercrolloi love matt but sometimes he’s annoying as hell. i’d still choose him any day, but damn.11162.3K46.8K
amber rollo@ambercrolloi love matt but sometimes he’s annoying as hell. i’d still choose him any day, but damn.25111.3K128K
crisp mattman@cushbombAdrienne @YoAdrienne1968“Speaker Jeffries” should be enough to scare the crap out of everyone 😱3231.2K19.2K



crisp mattman@cushbombWe saw you across the bar and we demand you denounce the Muslim Brotherhood.1881.9K27.9K404K
crisp mattman@cushbombErol Morris put The Interrotron to the Secretary of defense.. McNamara: I’m sorry. Oh man I goofed. I blew it! Rumsfeld: eh, what are you gonna do? . Rome wasn’t burnt in a day * cackles evily* Hegseth: * menacingly makes arm pit farts to the beat of BreakStuff*94490232.1K
crisp mattman@cushbomba bald dick called “Turkish?” You’ve been fooled. This a Snatch character come to life.23863K46.7K
crisp mattman@cushbombJesus Vhrist, just tell me who fucking won!Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024Haley Stevens’ finacé tells TMZ that she is ready to pull her support for Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.14101.1K21.5K
Haley Stevens’ finacé tells TMZ that she is ready to pull her support for Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race.5041111.3K698K
crisp mattman@cushbombYou know what they say: a hot dog will holler.they say”gimme a hot dog!”28671.7K30.7K

crisp mattman@cushbombNew York Magazine @NYMag“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay, the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay:12351.9K46.6K
“Every possible -ism and -phobia and moral impropriety has been ascribed to me since I began my largely pro-bono career as an internet girl,” writes Ivy Wolk. In a new essay, the 22-year-old comedian and actor reflects on the way her dark thoughts about her own self-image are interpreted as “soulless edgelord fare” — and all the times she’s been canceled since she started posting her comedy online as a teen, including when children once decided en masse that she was a “whorish foil” to a famous friend of hers. “As much as I wish for anonymity or a slate wipe sometimes, I am grateful for the perspective I’ve aggregated and the ways in which I have been challenged never to abandon my beliefs and my unbounding love for other people,” Wolk writes. “It cannot harden me, it cannot isolate me from community, and it cannot remove me from public life.” Read the full essay:3601072.6K2.6M
crisp mattman@cushbombSo I watching the Brewers in extra innings, and hitting a home, one out away to clinche the World Series. And I felt nothing. Then he blow the game in spectacular fashion. I lay in bed in the dark, feeling the familiar sinking in my stomach. Now THATS familiar!27482K40.7K
crisp mattman@cushbombI need a rule on this: could you bank the hits and go back in time and apply to play the Cardinals?4125516.9K

crisp mattman@cushbombUsed to be Taco Bell you have a steal a base and get a few aTaco. Civizilation is in decline.15921.9K41.8K






