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I'm in a cafe and BBC Breakfast is on. Absolute brain rot.

Is Peter Bleksley okay tonight? Hope the fireworks aren't giving him PTSD from the Great War.

Mary had a little lamb She tied it to a pylon But thanks to a net zero blackout Fifty thousand volts didn’t go up its bum Or turn its wool to nylon

Andy Burnham tried his hand at playing the steel drum during his trip to the Caribbean. He was later joined by Ed Miliband for a duet of Mary Had A Little Lamb 👇

On the night shifts they’ll be fast asleep before the patients.

Nursing school in America. Those who will take care of you.

Wordle 1,965 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩pfft

I’d melt those dodgy Reform councillors down and fill some potholes in with them.

After John Lewis, The Sports Direct Christmas advert has just dropped.

Back up to Wakefield then done for the week.

A young Peter Bleksley with all his war medals.

If Peter Bleksley has a local pub I bet all the regulars groan when he comes in.

RT @emanonedits: I’m fighting for my nan and her fourteen rental properties. 🩵

Remember who you’re fighting for.

Bleksley needs to get on the statins.

The Oystercatcher in the Rye #AvianAlmanacs

Wordle 1,954 2/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩that was a lucky guess.

I’m looking forward to being warm again, some time around May next year.

A night shift run to Reading. Living the dream...

RT @NewIrishRising: South Belfast Shocking footage has emerged of older African teens violently assaulting very young local children: filming it, laughing, then posting the footage online. I believe this is a playground near Windsor Park. Locals have been saying for a while that, contrary to what many might think, there are “black areas” now in Belfast. I warned about this for years. Now it has come here. Our children are literally being beaten violently by them, but too many still have their heads in the sand. These Africans will not be protected by their age, just as their victims were not protected by theirs.

RT @ScottishCA: Yet again our women targeted by this absolute shit. Three foreign men on the 1C at Knightswood this morning, off their heads, screaming at the female driver because they wouldn’t pay. The one in grey then exposed himself twice while the bus was packed with women and young schoolgirls, then punched the screen. Sick of it. Every single day another incident. Another one. Scottish men: if you see this and sit there doing nothing, you’re part of the problem. Start calling it out. Start doing more. Our women and girls are being targeted in our own neighbourhoods. Enough.

It’s the first time it’s been off road.