Dr. Dave

One of the greatest cons in world history has been the ‘Make America Great Again’ fraud. Republicans have neither the skill nor the interest in improving life in America— they never did. They’re all grifters, stealing anything & everything they can as life gets worse and worse.

Q: Wait— if sex-change surgery has NEVER occurred at school, why is it a thing? A: Because our demented President keeps saying that it is. Q: What kind of leader makes up a story like that, and who believes it?! A: He’s a lying sack of shit, & GOP voters are dumber than dirt.

MAGA PARENTS: Betty-Sue, you’s only in 4th grade, but we support Trump and we want you to know that someday, as a proud Republican, you’s gonna look like this, too.

Some Americans not only voted for Trump repeatedly— despite voluminous evidence that he’s a demented, fascist monster— but are driving Teslas, even though Musk’s a fucking Nazi who sabotaged Ukraine’s ability to protect itself from Russia. Hell won’t be sufficient punishment.

Go ahead. Elect more Republicans— why don’t you— and just finish off what’s left of a once-wonderful democracy. Make every state a shithole red state.

A slew of Republican (read ‘backward, freedom-hating, and bigoted’) states are voting to legalize discrimination against trans kids. Imbecilic cavemen will decide on issues like mandatory genital exams for kids who don’t fit their heteronormative ideals.

The difference between hellhole states like Alabama & Ohio vs. one like Maine is that the first two make it painfully obvious that no one with a 3-digit IQ belongs there. Maine is quiet & low-key fascist. You have to look past the facade to see what their evil voters are up to.

More than a decade ago, the keys to America were given to the most stupid people who ever lived. The experiment failed. It turns out that hateful imbeciles should never be awarded political power. If democracy can rise from the ashes of the Constitution, it must start now.

As the latest polling suggests that Maine may well end up re-electing Susan Collins— the inspiration for ‘Cujo’— please remember that I warned you weeks ago that they’d do that. After 30 years, it’s an easy prediction to make. People who value democracy ‘remain concerned.’

Q: Are MAGAts truly as dumb as they look? A: As difficult as it is to believe— yes, they actually are. Q: But they look like they’re too stupid to live. A: Indeed they do, but like the single-celled organisms you’d find in a dirty puddle in the street, life finds a way.

Many companies have supported Trump. But, there’s a reckoning coming, as healthy people refuse to support MAGA caveman businesses. I refused to buy a Tesla twice before, and as I shop now for my 3rd EV, that’ll make 3 cars Musk could’ve sold— but didn’t.

Republicans don’t want the Epstein files revealed, or anyone guilty of raping kids to be punished. And no— I’m not talking just about GOP politicians— I’m describing Republican VOTERS. They want to see Trump’s corrupt DOJ protect everyone involved. #VoteBlue

Even a child understands fundamental economic principles better than the dumbest imbecile ever elected to lead a nation. If you don’t vote against every Republican— up and down the ballot— next week, you’re the reason America will never recover from this insanity.

MAGAts are always inspired by stories of Trump’s corrupt granting of pardons because they imagine that he might eventually free at least a few of their family members from prison.

The GOP represents all the worst people in America— the cretinous slime whose hatred, vitriol, and racism is exceeded only by their own cognitive deficits. Whether they were all deprived of oxygen at birth, or are just losers in the genetic lottery— stop electing them to office.

If you want to know how evil MAGA really is— they’d continue to support Trump even if the video footage of him raping kids were released. In fact, they’d feel honored if the footage showed their OWN kids being raped by Trump.

Did you know that Vivek Ramaswamy is fluent in Tamil, the language spoken in the Palakkad lyer community in Kerala, India, where his family is from? And— did you know that ‘Ramaswamy’ means, “Lying sack of shit” in that dialect?

MAGA is far too stupid to understand that the entire world hates Donald Trump. America is the only nation where a significant portion of the population admires dementia and fascism. Because he was elected TWICE, no one will forgive U.S. voters for their sociopathic decisions.

Ted Cruz— one of the most cowardly, shameless, and corrupt bastards ever elected to office— was loudly booed by a crowd in Austin. Q: What was he doing in TX? A: He’d been told that the power was back on temporarily, so he flew in from Cancun to grift.