Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivan
Have been quite glum about the state of the nation, the world & X formerly known as Twitter lately but have had a call to remind me that I am needed to make all 3 chuckle
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Ivan Kirby
@hellothisisivan
Seaside homosexual, lover of the lurid and ludicrous
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- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @PaulEmbery: I had a little chuckle at the opening paragraph of Jacob Rees-Mogg's latest piece.
01407 - Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @OldRoberts953: Reading this article is like watching a ballerina performing a breathtaking fouetté029010
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @BRYN_BORANGA: my baptism in the Thames tomorrow by Bear Grylls couldn't have come at a worse time. absolutely appalling optics but there's been a 4 year waiting list0809
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @EtanSmallman: "Our generation's Orwell" "Funny, full of charm"
074012 - Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanThis is magnificentFred Sculthorp @skulthorpThe Marsh Family of lockdown fame are still going strong. Now the de facto house band of Lib Dem England, I went to watch them peform in Kent and wrote about the curious people who turned out to see them for @TheCriticMag202316
Fred Sculthorp@skulthorpThe Marsh Family of lockdown fame are still going strong. Now the de facto house band of Lib Dem England, I went to watch them peform in Kent and wrote about the curious people who turned out to see them for @TheCriticMag
1769812.3K- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @realDonaldTrump: I watched Russell Brand @rustyrockets on the @jimmyfallon show the other night—what the hell do people see in Russell—a major loser!0663011
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @CptHastings1916: The Andrew Sachs incident should have been the reddest of red flags but a remarkable number of people treated it as a bit of cheeky fun rather than an act of deliberate, premeditated cruelty by a vicious & callous individual.NPRG @CptHastings1916016012
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @peegzy1: I have never seen a hot/handsome man call women “mid”. It’s always the ones who look like God submitted them at 23:59.01.6K012
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @rustyrockets: The world is never going to be the same after November 5th.04.3K010
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanGenuinely worried there’s a Prime Minister I’ve completely forgotten nowSkyler 🇱🇷 @m_dylineWhich number would you choose?124503.2K
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @typofoto: I’d like to see a version of Forgetting Sarah Marshall where Russell Brand is replaced by a cgi Christopher Plummer.01012
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @hepimp: Miller & Carter, xmas markets and home for Mobland with this one.
065013 - Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @JAHeale: When he’s right he’s rightDonald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!0508011
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @wool1111: important not to forget these touching momentsJUICE @juice888204014
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!1K16.7K50.8K
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @MichaelCGlasper: That police officer deserves a medal as big as a fucking dustbin lid.
0250012 - Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @DavidDPaxton: And this was terrible of them because he was an obvious wanker talking absolute horseshit, not because he was later pinged for rape. It was just as bad when they wrote these as it is now.Guido Fawkes @GuidoFawkesWasn't just Miliband...031011
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanThe Pogues on BBC Breakfast asked how it feels playing Fairytale of New York without either Shane or Kirsty. Pointless?20131.1K
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @pipterino: But it’s just an advert. It’s not meant to represent anything, except selling stuff.Lewis.B.Rendell Official @Lewisrendell1“If an advert with a mixed race couple bothers you, you’re a racist cunt.” No. It’s the constant, deliberate, everywhere-you-look propaganda that bothers people. White British are still ~74% of England & Wales. Black people are ~4%. Mixed White & Black Caribbean is 0.9%. Mixed White & Black African is 0.4%. White British people in inter-ethnic relationships? Around 4%? Not even that. Yet every other advert, every billboard, every TV show is a mixed couple (usually Black man, White woman) presented as the normal “English” family. It isn’t. It’s a manufactured image. A soft push for race-mixing and the erosion of the historic English population while the actual numbers remain tiny. Representation should match the country, not the ideology of ad agencies and the anti-White class that runs them. Corporate media, ad agencies, the NGOs, the university departments, the civil service, all signed up to the same script. Diversity as the highest good. Whiteness as the original sin. Mixing as moral progress. Continuity of the English people as something to be dismantled quietly, one advert, one curriculum, one policy at a time. They push the opposite image to further their agenda. They push the opposite image because the image is the point. Normalise the replacement. Make the historic population feel like the odd ones out in their own country. Then call anyone who notices a “racist cunt” It isn’t organic. It isn’t “just how Britain looks now.” It’s a managed project with a preferred demographic outcome. The adverts are just the softest, most constant version of it.01017
“If an advert with a mixed race couple bothers you, you’re a racist cunt.” No. It’s the constant, deliberate, everywhere-you-look propaganda that bothers people. White British are still ~74% of England & Wales. Black people are ~4%. Mixed White & Black Caribbean is 0.9%. Mixed White & Black African is 0.4%. White British people in inter-ethnic relationships? Around 4%? Not even that. Yet every other advert, every billboard, every TV show is a mixed couple (usually Black man, White woman) presented as the normal “English” family. It isn’t. It’s a manufactured image. A soft push for race-mixing and the erosion of the historic English population while the actual numbers remain tiny. Representation should match the country, not the ideology of ad agencies and the anti-White class that runs them. Corporate media, ad agencies, the NGOs, the university departments, the civil service, all signed up to the same script. Diversity as the highest good. Whiteness as the original sin. Mixing as moral progress. Continuity of the English people as something to be dismantled quietly, one advert, one curriculum, one policy at a time. They push the opposite image to further their agenda. They push the opposite image because the image is the point. Normalise the replacement. Make the historic population feel like the odd ones out in their own country. Then call anyone who notices a “racist cunt” It isn’t organic. It isn’t “just how Britain looks now.” It’s a managed project with a preferred demographic outcome. The adverts are just the softest, most constant version of it.2076646.3K137K- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @ThatsSoBluesky: @MysteriosoX Huge day for people saying ‘orange cockwomble’0101
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanWhat a good day!Paul Brand @PaulBrandITVBREAKING: The Court of Appeal has judged that Vickrum Digwa's sentence for murdering Henry Nowak should be *increased* to a minimum term of at least 25 years, up from 21 years. Digwa's appeal to reduce his sentence is refused.2034783
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @DavidPGCSE: I'm old and confused and I don't want to understand
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BREAKING: The Court of Appeal has judged that Vickrum Digwa's sentence for murdering Henry Nowak should be *increased* to a minimum term of at least 25 years, up from 21 years. Digwa's appeal to reduce his sentence is refused.1192182.2K125K- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanWatching Vincent Price cook a trout in a dishwasher has been the highlight of my day, especially the mention of Fanny Cradock21351.6K
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @WorkRetireDie: you don't have imposter syndrome. you are just bad at your job. everyone talks about it in separate group chats0228014
- Ivan Kirby@hellothisisivanIvan KirbyRT @carto_graph:
Politics UK @PolitlcsUK🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault013012 
🚨 BREAKING: Russell Brand has been found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault
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