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earl simmons

@iamsamkeller

if my tweets about jeopardy make you laugh you are legally required to venmo me $5

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    RT @76ersPR_stats: With his second field goal tonight, LeBron James becomes the first player in NBA history to reach 16,000 career field goals.
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    get collins out of this game he’s gonna hurt someone
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    they’re going to **** a justice
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    DeSantis: "Just think what this means have 56 senators. That means no Supreme Court justice will be confirmed under President Trump's administration unless something happens in the next six weeks."
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    DeSantis: "Just think what this means have 56 senators. That means no Supreme Court justice will be confirmed under President Trump's administration unless something happens in the next six weeks."
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    the dems are already getting started in philly 🫶
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    my coffee tastes perfect today
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    RT @MaskedInLA:
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    Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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    Lebron signing with the sixers really changed the direction of this country
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    RT @PanasonicDX4500: Good Morning, John Fetterman will be voted out of office in 734 days.
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    next up is primarying all the loser dems who have been in office for a billion years and done nothing but enrich themselves :) :) :)
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    forgive me father, for I have libbed. it has been six years since my last confession
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    what are the PA trifecta odds looking like
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    they will be referred to in the diminutive until they win a championship. then they can be called the Sixers
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    in my lifetime…
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    you simply had to be there
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    C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries
    imagine those of us that got to experience a phillies world series win AND an obama presidential win within days of each other
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    imagine those of us that got to experience a phillies world series win AND an obama presidential win within days of each other
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    what’s Beto up to
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    just so everyone knows we’re only going lefter from here
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    I’ve sent 10 straight unanswered tweets to the group chat
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