Jacob Bacharach

@jakebackpack

Novelist. Critic. Books about crooks.

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  1. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    It's the beginning of the "New Guy Every Few Days" phase of the presidency, which we all remember from the first round, so I wouldn't get too worked up yet.
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    He'd be better off with Natalie.
    Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar
    BREAKING President Trump says Stephen Miller is the new White House Chief of Staff. The president says Susie Wiles is moving over to his political operation.
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  3. Yashar Ali 🐘✓@yashar
    BREAKING President Trump says Stephen Miller is the new White House Chief of Staff. The president says Susie Wiles is moving over to his political operation.
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  4. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    No choice now but for Larry Ellison to give his kid $1B to purchase the I've Had It podcast and put Jennifer Welch in charge of CNN.
    Brian Stelter @brianstelter
    CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss and “60 Minutes” executive producer Nick Bilton accompanied Ross Douthat to the White House for today's taping with Trump. If I had to guess, I’d say the network will release a preview clip on the “CBS Evening News” tonight.
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  5. Brian Stelter✓@brianstelter
    CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss and “60 Minutes” executive producer Nick Bilton accompanied Ross Douthat to the White House for today's taping with Trump. If I had to guess, I’d say the network will release a preview clip on the “CBS Evening News” tonight.
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    Degenerate Tracker @DegenTracker_
    BREAKING: Kalshi sued or criminally charged by 12 states for running illegal gambling
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    BREAKING: Kalshi sued or criminally charged by 12 states for running illegal gambling
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    Elon Musk @elonmusk
    Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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  9. Elon Musk✓@elonmusk
    Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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  10. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    As a Member of the Tribe™️, can assure you that for most American Jews, the Democratic Party is just like their temple or synagogue: Either they love it and will never leave, or, more likely, they absolutely hate it and think it's out to get them personally, and will never leave.
    Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh
    Analysis by Millions of Michiganians of 72 precincts with the highest number of Jewish voters showed El-Sayed receiving 60% of the vote, a shift of just 1.3 percentage points from Elissa Slotkin’s share in 2024.
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    Analysis by Millions of Michiganians of 72 precincts with the highest number of Jewish voters showed El-Sayed receiving 60% of the vote, a shift of just 1.3 percentage points from Elissa Slotkin’s share in 2024.
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    Olivia Reingold @Olivia_Reingold
    Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:
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  13. Olivia Reingold✓@Olivia_Reingold
    Hello my name is Olivia Reingold and I used ChatGPT to brighten and sharpen an image of a woman in Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. After processing, it still shows these same things: a woman wearing Valentino shoes and a Chanel bag. She is a real (and chic!) woman, really wearing those items. The observation holds. Here’s the photo I took:
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  14. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Walton Goggins is the greatest actor since Olivier.
    VG Rasta @vgrasta
    HOLY SHIT ITS BRILLIANT 😭
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  15. VG Rasta✓@vgrasta
    HOLY SHIT ITS BRILLIANT 😭
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    Miscellaneous Thoughts @Miscell_Thought
    @vgrasta I need Nas Ether behind this
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  16. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    The Clintons recruiting and then losing to Trump turning out to be the longest of long-game plays to destroy the modern GOP.
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    Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar
    NEW The Wall Street Journal reports that after First Lady Melania Trump complained about people she knew getting deported, the president would tell aides that the architect of his aggressive immigration campaign, Stephen Miller, had gone too far. Republicans in Texas and Florida privately complained to the White House as well. Full Story:
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  17. Yashar Ali 🐘✓@yashar
    NEW The Wall Street Journal reports that after First Lady Melania Trump complained about people she knew getting deported, the president would tell aides that the architect of his aggressive immigration campaign, Stephen Miller, had gone too far. Republicans in Texas and Florida privately complained to the White House as well. Full Story:
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  18. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Polybius did warn that popular democracy could quickly descend into mog rule.
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  19. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    I love this guy. Truly a callback to an era in America where 47-year-old high-school history teachers used worn copies of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance to pick up young Janice Sopranos.
    Curtis Yarvin @curtis_yarvin
    Want a really brutal midterm wakeup? Link in reply
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    Want a really brutal midterm wakeup? Link in reply
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  21. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Posts @jakebackpack
    A genuine American freak.
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  22. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Her folks they said our lives together Sure was gonna be rough They never did like Mama’s homemade dress Papa’s bankbook wasn’t big enough
    Catholic Sat @CatholicSat
    This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan 📸: Vatican Media
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    This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan 📸: Vatican Media
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  24. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    It was Talleyrand, I believe, who memorably observed: "Nous essayons tous de retrouver le type qui a fait ça."
    JD Vance @JDVance
    One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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  25. JD Vance✓@JDVance
    One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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  26. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Now that the elections are over, I want to talk about MobLand, an operatically terrible show that I have come to love, about British people going to countries that haven't had a non-bicycle-related murder since 1946 and eviscerating 300 warehoused Romanians with a machine gun.
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  27. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Darline Graham is proof that God will tolerate any mispronunciation of proper names, but He will not permit them to be misspelled.
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    Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman
    You might feel powerless, but you still can do your part today to degrade the information environment by sharing context-free anecdotes whose meaning at this point is genuinely unclear
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  29. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Olds move to FL, youngs to the Glorious Revolutionary Peoples Republics of the Carolinas.
    ettingermentum @ettingermentum
    Another massive blue wave skipping over Florida goddamn lol
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  30. Matthew Sitman✓@MatthewSitman
    You might feel powerless, but you still can do your part today to degrade the information environment by sharing context-free anecdotes whose meaning at this point is genuinely unclear
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  31. ettingermentum✓@ettingermentum
    Another massive blue wave skipping over Florida goddamn lol
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  32. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of stony sleep Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle, And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
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    Dana Goldstein @DanaGoldstein
    Breaking: Google will turn off web search for schools that opt out of A.I. for kids.
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  33. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    The prophecy of my fin-de-millennium study abroad in Strasbourg.
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  34. Dana Goldstein@DanaGoldstein
    Breaking: Google will turn off web search for schools that opt out of A.I. for kids.
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  35. Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpack
    Great Lyle Lovett song. Underrated banger.
    David Weigel @daveweigel
    That's one vote for Mike Rogers in LA County
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    Monkey's paw curls
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    Sam Grady🇺🇦🇵🇸🇺🇸🇹🇼 @SamGradyWrites
    They're becoming Italian.
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  37. David Weigel✓@daveweigel
    That's one vote for Mike Rogers in LA County
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