jess ◡̈

@jessicalynne

never interested in hearing men’s opinions

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  1. Josh Barzon✓@JoshuaBarzon
    The 2026 midterms in one picture.
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    RT @mejitwo: “are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
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  3. Decision Desk HQ@DecisionDeskHQ
    Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election #DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST Follow live results here:
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    RT @DeathMetalV: "Charlie Kirk died for nothing" He also lived for nothing. He could have spent his time with his family, enjoying the ealier years of his children's lives but instead chose to spend all his time being a hateful piece of shit for a movement that eventually fizzled out.
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    RT @404paigenotfnd: they should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones
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    RT @seanisdoingokay: To: complaints@nbcnews.com Subject: Kornacki Cam Message: GET THIS MAN HIS OWN STUDIO SO HELP ME GOD
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    RT @jlew8: Blue Texas means Spotify will automatically play Kacey Musgraves when you attempt to listen to Morgan Wallen
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    RT @littlemaniacalv: day 5 without ao3
    Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ @thetransitagend
    i bet being a ballot box on a high voter turnout day feels good as fuck. like please stuff more ballots into me mmmmffffggg
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  9. Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️@thetransitagend
    i bet being a ballot box on a high voter turnout day feels good as fuck. like please stuff more ballots into me mmmmffffggg
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    RT @melaudrama: texas turning blue would be super funny considering the amount of losers from california who moved there for some kind of republican paradise
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    RT @togvrak: 47 seats: self-delete 48 seats: pills/booze 49 seats: booze/pills 50 seats: depression 51 seats: Etsy witch Fetterman possession 52 seats: pronouns in email 53 seats: all teachers are drag queens 54 seats: everyone is now LGBTQIA 55 seats: Mar-a-Lago becomes a Planned Parenthood
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  12. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    i really need to stop watching heterosexual reality shows because i cannot read one more bad take about what an evil woman aneha is as if cam is some prize. begging straight women to have some standards PLEASE. CAM IS A LOSER! #LoveIsBlindBoston
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  13. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    marin county getting redder. sounds about white
    Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon
    The 2026 midterms in one picture.
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  14. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    saw someone call abdul el-sayed “mean mamdani” (which is hilarious) but baby, that’s just a scorpio man vs a libra man
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  15. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    heck yeah los angeles, let’s goooooo!
    Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ
    Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan General Election #DecisionMade: 7:49 PM EST Follow live results here:
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  16. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    it’s been a great day to participate in my favorite activity: fighting with old republican men on the nextdoor app
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  17. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    now that gen z is getting a small taste of millennial-era optimism, will they be nicer?
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  18. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    wdym isabel klee is posting a honeycomb adoption update tomorrow? can’t i be happy for one second???
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  19. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    am i thrilled about the pennsylvania trifecta? yes. do i still think pennsyltucky needs to be swallowed by a giant sinkhole? also yes
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  20. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    didn’t even manage five hours of sleep last night but i am fueled by vibes and republican hatred so i think i can make it through
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  21. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    my most liked tweet ever being a prayer that he d*es, as god intended
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    clots and prayers 🙏
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    clots and prayers 🙏
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  23. jess ◡̈@jessicalynne
    actual live footage of me libbing the fuck out right now
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