Matt Auerbach✓

🎾 Any female tennis players (~3.0-3.5) in NYC want to sub for our @datadoghq tennis league tonight? We need 1-2, if anyone is around!

I just tried “Cha Cha” was $9 and it’s a baby size! AirPods for reference 😮

I should probably know this - but why is it common for companies to literally have thousands of AWS accounts?

If you're looking to network and have fun 😄 at @AWSreInvent , i recommend going through this list now and registering before everything fills up! @ConferenceParty Which one are you most excited about?

Fastest hack to get a scammer off the phone Just press call recording after you pick up and it will play a voice recording which scares them off

Cracking the PM Interview seen outside the garbage room of my apt building 😮 Hope they’re doing ok!

I feel like these @SlackHQ statuses would have hit in 2016 Tech a lot better

Everyone’s building AWS wrappers, but what we really need is an AWS rapper.

🎃👻 Halloween used to be big on Twitter. Everyone would make a Halloween pun from their profile name and you’d see headless CMS jokes everywhere. what happened?

Just booked my flights for @AWSreInvent to attend with @datadoghq!! Who will i be seeing this year?!

Check on your friends who got rejected from Anthropic today

Doctor's office: can you come in feb 3rd at 730am? Me: I may not be on this earth by then

Software Factory this, software factory that

I wanna start a TikTok explaining NYC Subway Ads 😅

This was kinda mind-blowing to me, but I just learned Datadog's intern eng interviews don't consist of writing code anymore. No leetcode questions. Instead, they talk through projects they've worked on and talk through a provided app to see problem solving and communication, etc... this actually makes way more sense, but it's a huge shift from when I did intern interviews at places like Amazon and Airbnb and had to deal with those annoying reverse a binary tree questions

This reminds me the loss of "fun" from debugging and problem solving . Remember running out of console log strings? console.log("here 11111") console.log("here now") console.log("here 22222")

I just remembered that I didn't use console.log to debug in a long time. console.log("\n"); console.log("--------"); console.log("here"); console.log("please please work"); console.log("blablabla"); console.log("--------"); console.log("\n"); The good old times.

Maybe this is a hot take but why do saunas draw out the worst and most entitled people? At my gym, it's the most entitled crowd and same with my apt building . It's like a meeting of the craziest people

I could see this

SpaceX will acquire Vercel

For everyone who plans to attend re:invent, have you bought your airfare?