alexander the pretty good
@vaudevillehook
my employer said all this stuff
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- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @willsgardevoir: This circle never ends
ilywael @xtalcastleHIS SHIT IS TINY LMAOOOOOOOOO01.1K04 
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @terezicake: i miss when i was little and would put coins in my mouth they tasted really good016204
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @chudbastard: Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?03104
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @woahhvickyyy: I’ve never been to South Africa yet maybe you can show me around bae in the flying cars @elonmusk0505
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @woahhvickyyy: What’s a dog wistle mean03504
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @woahhvickyyy: And @elonmusk ive been to Africa four times. I love Africa. I’ve always wanted to have an African man. Let’s make a mixed baby. Youre African! I’m American. AFRICAN AMERICAN 🤍011003
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @woahhvickyyy: Hey @elonmusk I’m ready to be a mom. How do I get recruited to be one of your baby mamas!!?04004
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookHas enough time passed for us to admit he was honestly cooking here?
1018429 - alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookThey really should just admit they got it right here
ravi’s kidney @doctorskidneyswhy is it called sexiest man alive if they do it every year and not when the previous one dies03351.2K 
ravi’s kidney@doctorskidneyswhy is it called sexiest man alive if they do it every year and not when the previous one dies521.2K36.7K263K- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @JimJistJ: Learning about history as a kid was crazy because you’d always learn some dumb new lore. What do you mean there was a Prussia020705
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookFuck I really thought I had that one in the bag this yearPop Crave @PopCraveChase Mattson is voted Sexiest Star on the vertical micro-drama platform ReelShort in PEOPLE’s Reader’s Choice poll.0025425
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @nathanfielder: Mother's Day card suggestion: "Dear Mom, the pain you felt when you pushed me out of your body is equal to the love I feel for you today."032606
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @nathanfielder: The person who brings me the closest to falling in love with them over twitter in the next 24 hours, I'll paypal you $50. #LoveNathan01905
- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookCurb Your Enthusiasm plotmatt @mattybtweets69Well if you were a celebrity that happened to be considering suicide for an unrelated reason, you’re gonna have to stick it out a bit longer sorry :/3101K20.4K
matt@mattybtweets69Well if you were a celebrity that happened to be considering suicide for an unrelated reason, you’re gonna have to stick it out a bit longer sorry :/201.1K27.9K394K- alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @euchreism: You Can See Everything synopsis
090604 - alexander the pretty good@vaudevillehookalexander the pretty goodRT @wholemilkbitch: seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"074305
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Liggy @OhHeyPoetYes but yall dont be wanting to stick yall finger in their bootyhole while you suck their dick so yall never gon get all them inches..0128874 
Yes but yall dont be wanting to stick yall finger in their bootyhole while you suck their dick so yall never gon get all them inches..1071041.9K259K- Show more posts
