David Keyes✓
@DavidMKeyes
Former spokesman & advisor to Israel's Prime Minister, startup founder, pranker of dictators. TOTAL VICTORY. [email protected]
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- Every member of Israel's coalition should have swear eternal fidelity to the absolute and utter annihilation of Hamas and their removal from power for all time.2116994
- If you're planning a family vacation in the next few weeks to Qeshm Island or Bandar-e-Jask, I highly recommend you find an alternative destination.30261.9K
- Felt like stirring shit up in Iran. Just sent 1,500 pineapple pizzas to the Pentagon. LFG.24452.2K
- This morning I toured an aluminum plant at the Shams Abad industrial zone southwest of Tehran. Iran truly is an amazing county!21252.2K
- 🚨🚨 Hebrew Hammer appointed temporary Israeli Prime Minister as coalition negotiations begin
53401.8K - .@elonmusk says he's "aspirationally Jewish." But we're all aspirationally Elon.𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓤𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓸𝓭 @INFJLOVEElon: “I grew up around a lot of Jewish people, I went to Hebrew preschool, my name is pretty Jewish. I went to Israel when I was 13, most of my friends are Jewish, sometimes I forget ‘Am I Jewish?’, I'm aspirationally Jewish.” Ben: “Elon is Jewish.”01142.1K
𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓼 𝓤𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓸𝓭@INFJLOVEElon: “I grew up around a lot of Jewish people, I went to Hebrew preschool, my name is pretty Jewish. I went to Israel when I was 13, most of my friends are Jewish, sometimes I forget ‘Am I Jewish?’, I'm aspirationally Jewish.” Ben: “Elon is Jewish.”2236886.3K352K- 🚨🚨 Qatar denies allegations that they interfered in Israeli elections, affirms that they are huge fans of Hamas and October 7th46572.1K
- UPDATE: Steve has launched the Last Man Standing podcast
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBeeMeet Steve, The Last Remaining American Who Doesn't Have A Podcast1071.4K 
Meet Steve, The Last Remaining American Who Doesn't Have A Podcast
995908.6K404K- My bad. Should be fine now.Open Source Intel @Osint613Approximately 20 mins ago, Iranian state broadcaster IRIB experienced disruptions in the broadcasting. The cause is currently unclear, with one of the options being a possibly cyberattack.20542.6K
Approximately 20 mins ago, Iranian state broadcaster IRIB experienced disruptions in the broadcasting. The cause is currently unclear, with one of the options being a possibly cyberattack.10103989176K- Literally shooting the moon
Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandisWhat’s your moonshot?11151.6K 
- This is the response ChatGPT gives me to 9/10 of my hilarious ideas. So frustrating.
1081.5K - Slow day for my views on X. Luckily, I LOVE INDIA, THE GREATEST DEMOCRACY IN SOUTH ASIAAAAAAAAA.11142173.4K
- Why is this dude doing a paid partnership on his own account?! Account must be 🔥.
01201.6K - It's been one day since the election in Israel. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG TO HAVE ANOTHER ELECTION??14302.5K
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