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You could do something productive or….you could listen to this stupid podcast! 🔥

My daughter was roofied last night. Thank GOD the only thing that happened is a nasty fall, a broken phone & her roommate came & rescued her. Dear men, In all seriousness, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Sincerely, The women want to fucking know

Last night my daughter got shit housed, fell with her friend & broke her phone. She called crying that she was supposed to go visit her bff at a neighboring college & now she can’t go because she has to wait for her replacement to get there. I’m still undecided if I’m going to tell her that back in the old days before cell phones, we just went places. Like we got in our cars with our 30 pages of Mapquest & just went. If things went sideways we had to just figure it out or die. Not many of us died because we didn’t have phones but who knows, maybe I’m wrong….

RT @BenjaminMuses: Yeah sex is great but have you ever listened to Entropy Out Loud?

Entropy Out Loud has somehow made it to episode TEN 🔥 and we're addressing our weirdest topic yet, the feet people 👀 Will we offend the feet fetishists? Will we offend you? Will we make a million dollars from Frankie's feet? Find out the answers to these questions and more!

All I know is Bossman Ben said he’d send scandalous elbow pics to anyone who listens to this episode!

Y’all, I switched out this head unit today with limited text help & I honestly can hardly believe I figured it out. Even the steering controls work! Miracles, they are real.

I feel like so much bad shit has rained down on so many people lately like all at once! I swear mercury must be in retrograde or some astrology nonsense!

Are the people that work at the DMV spawns of the devil? Yes.

I’ve been trying to learn a crochet stitch pretty much all day & I’m frustrated & I’m annoyed & I think I’m going to cry. To be fair I felt to is way learning my last stitch but still. Is working on something damn near to tears explicitly a female thing or do dudes get teary eyed when determined as well? Asking for a friend. That friend is little me, on this inside….🫶

I hurt the hell out of my left thumb & it’s now fricken braced, today I said to my daughter “Holy shit, I’m always saying I can’t use my left hand for anything, turns out I use it & this sucks!” Eldest retorts “this just in local woman discovers she needs two hands!” House chores will be fun today….

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Holy fuck, I accidentally hired the most asshole worst plumber ever! The guy is ok, his wife that runs the show, omg, nightmare city. WTF?!

I jammed my thumb & I’ve got to be honest…. I don’t think I’m going to make it. Just know I Loved you all!

burn motherfucker BuRn! Fire Water Burn via @YouTubeMusic

Happy hump day! Pepper via @YouTubeMusic

Every Damn Day.

🎶 Wagon Wheel via @YouTubeMusic

♥️ Don't Stop Believin' via @YouTubeMusic

Songs to Saturday U2 - With Or Without You (Official Music Video) via @YouTubeMusic

I just haphazardly do shit & then @BenjaminMuses is all like “why did you do that? You weren’t supposed to do that!”. & then I can’t undo it & he gives a cyber pat on the head like “it’s ok little buddy, but next time…. I need a rule book about stuff.