Ben is NOT "jamin"

@BenjaminMuses

amateur software developer, audio geek, bad joke enthusiast. talk nerdy to me. all opinions are @quasicodo's

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    Every day is a good day not to spread hate on the internet
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    Some people are just not well suited for the self checkout lane
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    Also at one point some stores had a line specifically for people with ten items or fewer.....we need to bring that back
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    I can't believe we're still doing this daylight saving crap SMH
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    Never kys
    さそり @hebisasori_666
    人生で一番かわいい服買ったから見て
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    RT @specialkdelslay: No she left the Easter eggs in her video "patient zero" (zero, as in zero day, as in a likely possible emudhra key) she also released just 4 songs for her encore album (4??? Hello?) she actually tried to warn us and I missed it. Sorry I let the dev community down like this
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    Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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    Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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    Does Facebook still run on PHP 👀 asking for a friend
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    So this PHP thing seems pretty bad huh....
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    Ben is NOT "jamin"
    RT @bigsnugga: yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
    your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_
    Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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    Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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    RT @jzux: “what do you want to be for Halloween” alone in my room
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    I once asked the dental assistant lady, who was doing my X-rays, why they shield our chest and stomach but not our BRAIN and she looked at me the same way. No one had ever asked her that before???? Y'all need to elevate your curiosity about the world. Ask questions about shit
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    I got my teeth 3d scanned at the dentist, I asked the lady if she could send me the 3D file. She looked at me like I had kicked a puppy and said “I’ve never heard of anyone asking for that…” like lady, it’s MY mouth. I want to 3d print my mouth as a gift to my friends. Not weird
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    I got my teeth 3d scanned at the dentist, I asked the lady if she could send me the 3D file. She looked at me like I had kicked a puppy and said “I’ve never heard of anyone asking for that…” like lady, it’s MY mouth. I want to 3d print my mouth as a gift to my friends. Not weird
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    I then asked the actual doctor later and he said there's a movement in dentistry to stop shielding our chests because it's safe and not needed.....
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    At your last dental X-ray, did you wear a shield thing over your chest/stomach?
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    RT @ayuninotayutu: Hah.
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    Entropy Out Loud has somehow made it to episode TEN 🔥 and we're addressing our weirdest topic yet, the feet people 👀 Will we offend the feet fetishists? Will we offend you? Will we make a million dollars from Frankie's feet? Find out the answers to these questions and more!
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    Entropy Out Loud has somehow made it to episode TEN 🔥 and we're addressing our weirdest topic yet, the feet people 👀 Will we offend the feet fetishists? Will we offend you? Will we make a million dollars from Frankie's feet? Find out the answers to these questions and more!
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    I'm in SIN CITY 🔥 which sin should i try first
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    At the airport and every single person at this one gate going to Dallas is overweight and sickly looking
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