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I think my uber driver is a time traveler. #derby #utahgiveme2

What happens if your house starts burning down while your districts fire department is competing in one of those fire crew races? Would be very unfortunate.

Might have been 5. But all the less Wemby sucks.

RT @ProductionsWaa: All this to get whooped by the key holder of New York. Knicks in 6. #brunson #NBAFinals

Just saw someone running to class while intensely watching overseas boxing. True fan. #thisismarch

It’s a great time to be alive. We sleep in may. #marchmadness2026

Been wrestling with this for the past 7 hours now. Earlier today I was enjoying whataburger. And about halfway through I pulled a long hair out of my burger. I sat there for a few seconds and then proceeded to house the rest. Can’t tell if I made the right decision. Help me X.

Fetti sucks.

Adair Kitchen has the worst meatball sub in Houston. Don’t change things that don’t need changing. Don’t be sorry, be better. #bringbackbuffgrille

Cooper Flagg looks like a great person but frankly, I hope he sucks or something. Strictly on the basis that Dallas is who is drafting him. #thatplacesucks #acltearlist #nicoharrison

Just had an amazing meal come to an end by finding a hair baked into my subway cookie. Just really bummed me out. Cmon subway. #gottabebetter

Orange Gatorade tastes like piss

The Usual Suspects might have just crossed into the goat conversation. Great film. #kobayashi

Uber: “nothing” Me: “busy night?” Uber: “ya” Me: *are you kidding me at least put some thought into it* #shrink

I am an 18 year old man watching the Minecraft movie on a Friday night at 10 pm. This is my cry for help.

Happy Tuesday #powerrangers

Cabo bobs does it so right.

Uber driver listening to Beethovens 1st and vibing. Good stuff John. I mess with it.

610 gotta be the worst highway there is. Ruins my day when I drive on it.