Shaleen Deep

RT @SIGMODConf: 📣 🏆2026 SIGMOD Research Highlight Awards 🏆: DPconv: Super-Polynomially Faster Join Ordering @mihail_sto, @andreaskipf Automating Vectorized Distributed Graph Computation Wenyue Zhao, Yang Cao, Peter Buneman, Jia Li, @ntarmos AnyBlox: A Framework for Self-Decoding Datasets Mateusz Gienieczko, @maxikuschewski, Thomas Neumann, Viktor Leis, @JanaGiceva Rel: A Programming Language for Relational Data @molhamaref, Paolo Guagliardo, @gkastrinis, Leonid Libkin, Victor Marsault, Wim Martens, Mary McGrath, Filip Murlak, Nathaniel Nystrom, Liat Peterfreund, Allison Rogers, Cristina Sirangelo, Domagoj Vrgoč, David Zhao, Abdul Zreika MEMPHIS: Holistic Lineage-based Reuse and Memory Management for Multi-backend ML Systems @ArnabPhani, @matthiasboehm7 Diva: Dynamic Range Filter for Var-Length Keys and Queries Navid Eslami, @IoanaBercea, @niv_dayan The Key to Effective UDF Optimization: Before Inlining, First Perform Outlining Samuel Arch, Yuchen Liu, Todd C. Mowry, @pateljm, @andy_pavlo Output-sensitive Conjunctive Query Evaluation @ShaleenDeep, @HangdongZ79542, Austen Z. Fan, Paraschos Koutris Output-Optimal Algorithms for Join-Aggregate Queries Xiao Hu Differentially Private Substring and Document Counting Giulia Bernardini, @philipbille, @li_rtz, Teresa Anna Steiner Congratulations to all the authors👏 👏 💐 #SIGMOD2026 #ACM #researchhighlight #SIGMODawards

RT @pvldb: Vol:18 No:4 → Sphinteract: Resolving Ambiguities in NL2SQL Through User Interaction

GOAT 🐐

Better Call Saul ended 2 years ago

RT @itsSaulGoodman: Today is the 2 year anniversary to Better Call Saul final episode "Saul Gone"

RT @pvldb: Vol:17 No:8 → Rapidash: Efficient Detection of Constraint Violations

Another year, another snub. @TelevisionAcad is an absolute joke. Pathetic.

Better Call Saul 53 Emmy Nominations and won 0. Makes ZERO fucking sense.

RT @AmritaRoyChowd8: I'm on the academic job market I'm a full-stack data privacy researcher I build systems that are 1)provably private 2)functionally-rich 3)compatible w/ real-world constraints I do this by exploring the synergy between cryptography & differential privacy, both in theory & practice

RT @yytian: We are hiring for research interns at the Gray Systems Lab (GSL) in Microsoft to tackle interesting challenges in technologies related to Big Data, cloud, databases, systems-for-ML, ML-for-systems, and interesting applications of LLMs. @GraySystemsLab

Another snub to the GOAT show and @mrbobodenkirk who literally rose from death to deliver the performance of a lifetime. Awards given to tv shows that are 2 to 4 percentage points worse in IMDb. Golden Globes is so rigged and they don't even try to hide it #GoldenGlobes2023

No Emmy for @mrbobodenkirk and @BetterCallSaul 🤬🤬🤬 It's all rigged. What a joke of an award show #Emmys2022

Unmissable opportunity!!

Portugal about to be knocked out because pea-brained Santos decides to experiment in the middle of the world cup. Now he brings CR7 on the field hoping for his magic. Goal scoring is not like making 2-min noodles. YOU DON'T BENCH THE 🐐

Santos needs to be a case study at @HarvardHBS on what *not* to do as a manager and what *not* to do to demotivate your star.

Ramos was hailed as the next CR7 after the last match. How did he do today? He is an exciting player but beginner's luck and all...@Cristiano deserved so much better. 🐐s do it consistently over time and you don't change team structure because of a match.

GSL is looking for summer interns for 2023 to work on exciting database research projects ranging from theory to hardware/systems. Please consider applying!

We have multiple internship positions within our research group! If you are interested in working with us this summer, consider applying for any of the following job postings:

I am in Sydney this week attending #VLDB2022! If you'd like to talk about my work, or learn about research internships at @GraySystemsLab, or chat about all things data, DM me!!

Vol:15 No:5 → Ranked Enumeration of Join Queries with Projections

RT @yytian: @GraySystemsLab is hiring for research scientists and research engineers! We tackle interesting challenges in technologies related to Big Data, cloud, systems-for-ML and ML-for-systems. #hiring #bigdata #ml #research #cloud #engineers

.@lachesisq in the last 3 days

Thanovic!!!

Leaping into another comeback? @DjokerNole takes the third set 6-3 against Tsitsipas. #RolandGarros

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