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- George Lucas lost Matt Walsh when Obi-Wan didn't order a black coffee and some bullets at the diner
Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlogThe movies have some of the worst acting and writing to ever be featured in a big budget Hollywood film. Even worse than the original Star Wars trilogy, which is saying something.002271 
The movies have some of the worst acting and writing to ever be featured in a big budget Hollywood film. Even worse than the original Star Wars trilogy, which is saying something.739441.7K404K- Millennials: AHH PREQUELS ARE LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE OHH I'M POLYAMOROUS Zoomers:
311181.8K14.9K - Modern Europe can be split into Europe A and Europe B. Europe A is the place of magical landscapes and high culture the entire world knows and loves. Europe B is a multicultural anarcho-tyrannical Yookayish hellscape. Europeans tend to ignore the extent of Europe B, while Americans tend to erroneously think it has completely overtaken Europe A.
1171102.8K - "Look, Anakin. I get to marry and have kids because my species has a low birth rate o algo. You don't because, even though you're special, we don't think you deserve to have a wife. Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"
574558K77.6K - Every time I see this guy, I think about how much he resembles Chudjak
Александар Вучић @avucicБезумни напади на људе морају да престану!011042.4K 
- French people defend the paternity test ban by saying technically a judge can let them have one
ValDarryn @AntoinePru74140@Templarpilled Vous savez que c'est autorisé mais dans un cadre légal, juste pas à titre privé ? Vous le savez, n'est-ce pas ?4335513.8K 
ValDarryn@AntoinePru74140Posts @Templarpilled@Templarpilled Vous savez que c'est autorisé mais dans un cadre légal, juste pas à titre privé ? Vous le savez, n'est-ce pas ?8014K- It's been 7 years since the last sequel trilogy movie came out. I haven't seen a single edit half as good as the prequel edits everyone's talking about now. There's no discourse other than dunking, and hardly any memes. Culturally irrelevant media.
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Jäger @MyQueenAsuka"i feel like being a virgin at 24 is a little bit alarming"61103.2K16.8K
- This is genuinely how woke Protestants interpet Saint Paulsammm ☆ @onlysammmsreligion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women541213.9K
sammm ☆@onlysammmsreligion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women52018K200K2.7M- Europeans must've lost control over China during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. One day, the true heirs will returnLozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy1314,000 year old European Mummies in China 🇨🇳 Early mummies (dating from around 2,135 to 1,623 BCE) from China had high levels of Ancient North Eurasian ancestry. Many of them have their hair physically intact, ranging in color from blonde to red to brown which was generally long, curly & braided. They were also very tall to neighboring populations at the time, some of these individuals would likely have seemed like “giants” many ranging around 6 feet + tall. One man was 6’6 feet tall. Their costumes & textiles, indicate a common origin with European neolithic clothing techniques or a common low-level textile technology. The Princess of Xiaohe also known as the Little River Princess, is a naturally mummified woman of the Bronze Age & one of the Tarim mummies. She is known as the most beautiful mummy in the world. She had European features, high fair skin, high set nose & long red hair. A Chinese scientist clandestinely sent off DNA to an Italian geneticist to performed tests to conform ancestry. Since then, China has prohibited foreign scientists from conducting research on the mummies. What are they trying to hide? It is believed that there was an Ancient North Eurasian (ANE) European population that lived in the region long-term since the Ice Age.132024.6K
4,000 year old European Mummies in China 🇨🇳 Early mummies (dating from around 2,135 to 1,623 BCE) from China had high levels of Ancient North Eurasian ancestry. Many of them have their hair physically intact, ranging in color from blonde to red to brown which was generally long, curly & braided. They were also very tall to neighboring populations at the time, some of these individuals would likely have seemed like “giants” many ranging around 6 feet + tall. One man was 6’6 feet tall. Their costumes & textiles, indicate a common origin with European neolithic clothing techniques or a common low-level textile technology. The Princess of Xiaohe also known as the Little River Princess, is a naturally mummified woman of the Bronze Age & one of the Tarim mummies. She is known as the most beautiful mummy in the world. She had European features, high fair skin, high set nose & long red hair. A Chinese scientist clandestinely sent off DNA to an Italian geneticist to performed tests to conform ancestry. Since then, China has prohibited foreign scientists from conducting research on the mummies. What are they trying to hide? It is believed that there was an Ancient North Eurasian (ANE) European population that lived in the region long-term since the Ice Age.
2341.1K6.2K168K- >France has the second-highest rape rate per capita in Europe >France doesn't let people get DNA tests because women cheat so much >Francophone countries of North Africa have enormous incest rates >French speakers on this app claim Japan is the weird one232102.9K30.1K
- The sequels have nothing that even remotely compares to this btw☘︎ noetic jester ☦︎ @fool2theworldSend me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine12491.8K16.5K
☘︎ noetic jester ☦︎@fool2theworldSend me your favorite Star Wars / Anakin edits; this is mine1813.2K29.5K3.3M- The chairman of the InterGalactic Banking Clan showed me these photos and said, "I'm the reason you'll never have this"
11448976.9K - Feminists have been real quiet about this strong female leaderThe Researcher @listen_2learnPeru is about to get the Bukele treatment. This is the new Peruvian president, Keiko Sofía Fujimori Higuchi. The caption on the original video says “We announce the creation of the Unified Command to confront organized crime, an elite special force made up of the National Police and the Armed Forces. We are uniting capabilities, experience, and operational strength to act in a coordinated way against criminal organizations and restore security for all Peruvians.”331243.1K
Peru is about to get the Bukele treatment. This is the new Peruvian president, Keiko Sofía Fujimori Higuchi. The caption on the original video says “We announce the creation of the Unified Command to confront organized crime, an elite special force made up of the National Police and the Armed Forces. We are uniting capabilities, experience, and operational strength to act in a coordinated way against criminal organizations and restore security for all Peruvians.”1771.4K7.7K409K- 日本の友人の皆さん、この弾薬を戦争でぜひ活用してください
Templarpilled @TemplarpilledTo truly understand modern French politics, you have to remember the country bans paternity tests because they make women sad3317455.8K - To truly understand modern French politics, you have to remember the country bans paternity tests because they make women sad1361.5K24.9K274K
- Millennials heard this line and thought "He's a robotic chud idiot." Zoomers heard this line and thought "HE'S LITERALLY ME FR"
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