Uber Eats✓

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the answer is probably delivery

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    my love language is adding fries for the table (i’m the table)
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    can’t spell trick or treat without eat
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    12 months. $0. for students 🎓 Uber One FREE through 10/21 go claim it 🏃🏻
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    eat
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    settle this: chicken tenders vs chicken wings vs chicken nuggets 👇
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    get food delivered to the job interview
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    RT @andrewgordonmac: Big news! @Costco is now available nationwide on @UberEats 🛒 🇺🇸 This one has great personal meaning to me (on top of tremendous impact for Uber and our customers)
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    delivery...beautiful name for a girl...
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    our claws are fashion week ready 💅
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    not to be dramatic but i am hungry
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    we’re full service like that 💅🏻
    6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar
    The guy who delivers our groceries has started leaving little notes on the bags, except they're all very ominous and poetic? Like the first one said "The apples were soft. I chose differently for you. Trust is circular." And I was like okay, weird, but he did get better apples than I would've picked so maybe he's just really into fruit. But then it kept happening. "Three avocados. Past, present, future. One will betray you." Or "The milk expires Friday but don't we all." One time he left a note that just said "They didn't have your brand of salsa. I have made a choice you will understand only in time." My husband thinks it's hilarious and has started leaving notes back. Like "Thank you for the bananas. Your wisdom travels with us." They've never met, just this ongoing weird note exchange on our doorstep. Last week the delivery guy left a bag with a note that said "I have been transferred to a new zone. Another will come. Speak not of me." And I was like oh no this is kind of sad actually? I didn't realize I cared but I did? The new delivery person showed up yesterday. Very normal, very efficient, no notes. Just groceries. It felt empty. But then I unpacked everything and at the bottom of the last bag there was a single note that said "Greg briefed me on your journey. The eggs are fragile. As are we all." My husband wants to invite them to Thanksgiving.
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    The guy who delivers our groceries has started leaving little notes on the bags, except they're all very ominous and poetic? Like the first one said "The apples were soft. I chose differently for you. Trust is circular." And I was like okay, weird, but he did get better apples than I would've picked so maybe he's just really into fruit. But then it kept happening. "Three avocados. Past, present, future. One will betray you." Or "The milk expires Friday but don't we all." One time he left a note that just said "They didn't have your brand of salsa. I have made a choice you will understand only in time." My husband thinks it's hilarious and has started leaving notes back. Like "Thank you for the bananas. Your wisdom travels with us." They've never met, just this ongoing weird note exchange on our doorstep. Last week the delivery guy left a bag with a note that said "I have been transferred to a new zone. Another will come. Speak not of me." And I was like oh no this is kind of sad actually? I didn't realize I cared but I did? The new delivery person showed up yesterday. Very normal, very efficient, no notes. Just groceries. It felt empty. But then I unpacked everything and at the bottom of the last bag there was a single note that said "Greg briefed me on your journey. The eggs are fragile. As are we all." My husband wants to invite them to Thanksgiving.
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    you know what they say about an apple a day…
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    manifesting eating a snack later today 🧘‍♀️
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    could really go for some food rn
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    what’s got two wheels, goes to restaurants all night, and never needs a reservation? an uber eats delivery person
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    🤖 Uber Eats robot delivery is coming to the EU. Starting next week, customers in Helsinki can have eligible orders delivered by autonomous robots through our partnership with Coco Robotics, making Finland our first EU market for robot delivery. And we’re growing fast: we launched Uber Eats in Finland in May with 3 cities. Three months later, we’re adding 8 more. 🇫🇮
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    🚨emergency🚨 i am hungry
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