InAbsentia

If I was feeding Zoe I would have fed her 3 courses of meat #MKR

Oh can we just vote Zoe and her whatever-he-is off the island now #MKR

I feel like I’d rather see Simon and Angus prepare a corpse than prepare a meal… #MKR

I’m a little bit sick of Adelaide and a lot sick of Zoe #MKR

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I don’t understand ‘all you can eat’ places. I can barely eat anything without feeling like throwing up.

For days like today I’m glad I have vodka and no kids

I miss footy already 🫤

This should not even be a job! Poor guys. People need to be better with dropping off donations.

Jane just carries Shane’s ball around in her apron pockets, hey #MKR

Jane: We’re not here to cook chicken schnitzels Australia: Fuck off then, Jane #MKR

Th girls have an awesome menu, just a tad off on execution #MKR

It’s easy; I’d like Alisha a LOT more if she’d talk less and listen more #MKR

oh Jane 🫥🫪🤡 #MKR

Watching #MKR as I’ve just ordered a quarter pounder with 5 extra meat patties to live on for the week 🐈🥩😇

How’d a rabbit bone get through the piping bag 🤔 #MKR

Shit. I watched #MKR for the first time night and now I need to go back and see all the train wrecks.

I’m actually really feeling rattled by Victoria at the moment. I’m now sometimes scared of living alone, after 20+ years of doing so, and driving on the fucking roads, esp that monash death trap.

Fascinating discussion with grade 3s about cigarettes today lol Telling me stories of seeing people who smoke (shock), talking about their grandparents who smoke (meh, whatever), asking which end goes in your mouth 🤣

Douchebag Draper #AFLGF