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So the thesis is that people who exclusively trade perps are going to use pump fun app to do so? Then are going to see memes and think “this looks fun. But why do pump kols keep launching coins and selling them at 20k mc. Odd but I’ll give it a try”. Interesting theory.

Think people are underestimating what perps on pumpfun could mean for memes It brings perp traders into the same feed as memecoin traders, putting memes on their radar Not everyone will cross over, but bringing these audiences together could be big for the space

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It took me 12 hours to prove anyone not on your payroll is drawing dead. It’s also hilarious that you’re running a 2 week squad trading competition and no one in the top 5 has made a dollar buying any coins since it started (except for Dabal which has run multiple bundles) and instead just transferred in multi million dollar positions lmfao. Fuck pumpfun.

"I know my Squad isn't going to get first place" well, at least you get $750,000 for coming in second place "I know my Squad won't get second either" well, at least you get $250,000 for coming in third place

It’s hilarious that people paid by pump think I cheated because I was simply aware of another launchpad that had better launch mechanics than pump fun lmao. Movie

Funniest outcome is fpump goes to 100m when the trenches are dead and pump fun is running their flagship contest and everyone who dislikes what the trenches have become wins and no one on pump fun’s payroll can publicly buy it because they need their monthly stipend.

That goodwill hunting scene where Ben affleck tells Matt damon that every day he when he comes to pick him up for work at the construction site, he prays that he’s not there because that means Will escaped and made it out reminds me a lot of apewood and threadguy.

In 1994 I had a college internship at Berkshire Hathaway and the 2nd Friday of each month the interns would dine with Warren Buffet and he would share wisdom with us such as: “Never underestimate how dumb your opponent is in business. If they do a lot of things that are incredibly stupid, keep in mind they actually spent time coming up with those things. If you present to them a challenge in real time you will learn how stupid they actually are. Use this to your advantage”. And then on the last lunch he pulled me aside as everyone was leaving and looked me in the eye and said: “Doug. One day in your future you will be at odds with a Mossad backed company. This is very important to remember. Make fun of their company name publicly. They will lose their shit and make terrible decisions and show the world what they really are.” I nodded pretending that wasn’t the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard and shook his hand and thanked him for the internship. He really is the Oracle of Omaha.

Just realized all my tweets with a cashtag for fpump link an 8k coin that was a vamp which rugged. Looks like ppl were smart enough not to buy that one. My bad. Correct CA if you care: 0xD178A1E0b7Ab58a5F4801Ecea1e0fB35C9Ca685a Viva la revolution Fuck pumpfun.

Restore my pnl. Are you that afraid of a plumber holding one coin? Fuck pumpfun.

The MVPs of Day 1 are in! Here's who cooked the most in the Top 5 Squads! 🥇 The__Solstice 🥈 Aurelius 🥉 heat 🏅 counter17 🏅 latentfish83215

The top 5 was holding multi million dollar positions before the contest started. Any slight swing up on any of those coins gives them massive pnl. So it’s not really a trading competition. It’s a who is dumb enough to put large positions on a vibe coded mobile trading app competition. My squad slammed a 100k mc coin with about 6-7k total and it ran up to 200k profit before pnl was wrongly removed from the contest. Isn’t that the crypto dream? Isn’t that what pump fun wants? Find the right internet trend and capitalize on it? That’s what their marketing says! Fuck pumpfun.

Hey Json It’s been 14+ hours since it’s been publicly proven beyond a reasonable doubt that $FPUMP is not bundled. Can you let me know what time today our pnl will be fixed? Also if you’d like we could have a discussion about how pnl was removed the exact moment my squad hit #1 when the coin caught momentum and ran from 1M to 7M and removing the public pnl negatively impacted the coin. And lastly we could also discuss how you removed the pnl when you did 0 due diligence on its launch mechanism and apparently have no one on staff at pump fun who can read evm smart contracts or figure out what is actually a bundle vs what isn’t. If you don’t want to discuss these other things, you can just restore our pnl and we can carry on. Fuck pumpfun.

this has been fixed, it was a bug on our end due to you transferring the position in pre-competition note that any other transfers in post-start are not counted - only off-platform holdings held before the competition started are counted as we didn't want to see tokens get sold off and rebought during the competition.

RT @NotSoEasyMoney: What is the DRAMA that is going DOWN with the Pump Competition!? && how has @dtrain22k found himself in the MIDDLE of it!?

Fascinating your marketing says trade internet trends but then when someone does so fairly you remove their pnl from your contest because you don’t like that specific trend. Fuck pumpfun.

Hahahah they aren’t even showing my pnl in the solo leaderboard. Fuck pumpfun Imagine suppressing a non-bundled coin on your app because the name is fuck your app. Pathetic 😂😂😂 Free solana:3hQ7oAYxPtLXA9ifPc3K8E15CGFVxSaby3NEDo6xK9y4

I’ve noticed our pnl has not been restored yet. Let’s go over the facts as they stand. Your T&C that is actually in your app for this exact tournament is apparently outdated and evm coins are actually allowed. So you’re running a multi million dollar tournament but don’t have proper terms on your amazing app so that’s not why our pnl was removed. Our pnl was removed because you decided it was a bundle. None of the following happened: 1) you didn’t go to the standard reserve site and look at the launchpad for 2 minute otherwise you would have seen those coins were air dropped to 867 bank charter holders 2) have anyone who works at pump fun who can read an evm smart contract 3) have alon dm me and say hey is this bundled what’s going on here and I would have explained the mechanism. Instead the moment we hit top on the leaderboard our pnl was removed. Which is interesting because your T&C talk about manipulation of coins. Yet you decided to remove our pnl when the coin started running which negatively impacted the coin. You manipulated your own tournament. So let’s get to the real issue. It’s the name of the coin isn’t it. The coin is called fuck pumpfun. And a ragtag group of 3 friends not on your payroll were sitting at the top of the leaderboard so anyone who clicked to see what coins we were holding would see a singular coin called fuck pumpfun. That’s why you removed our pnl isn’t it? That’s why it hasn’t been restored isn’t it? It’s bad PR. Now I could argue that kimchi faking a hack and posting a farm link that alon retweeted is much worse PR but what do I know. Free fpump. Restore our pnl. Fuck pumpfun.

@guccitos77 @a1lon9 they did not. however, the PNL score they had on their extremely bundled token was removed. they are currently rank #492.

Free fpump. It’s kinda funny they removed our pnl effectively killing the coin temporarily because they thought it was 80% bundled to one wallet when in fact it wasn’t. I expect to wake up to the coin being part of my squad pnl again. Fuck pumpfun.

RT @samdbtto: @dtrain22k @UncJoe33 @0xbeans @json1444 @a1lon9 Reinstate fpump

Can you show the bundle please? The way standard reserve launch pad works is when a token graduates, up to 80% can be air dropped to people who holder charters. And it can be set that the only way those ppl can touch their coins is they have to burn their charter. Which is a big decision for people. It seems an honest mistake on your part. You were unaware of how standard reserve works. I believe the reporting of that 80% looks weird. It might show that 80% went to one place. If you would like to see screens of different charters holding the coin lmk. Glad to work through this and get our rightful pnl back.