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Dan Savage✓

@fakedansavage

Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! For my advice column, podcast, and more go to https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!

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    Dan Savage
    RT @TedLasso31442: @fakedansavage Dan, this got so many of us through the past two years. Amazing to finally be celebrating! Thank you for your wisdom ❤️
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    RT @harrisondubay: Last night was a disaster for my working class family. I was counting on those $5,000 checks to feed my children this winter
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    Dan Savage
    RT @tyleroakley: they’re calling it a bluekkake
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    Dan Savage
    RT @ThatChrisRyan: Am I correct in thinking the two-month lag between election and assuming office is because 250 years ago it took a couple months to get to DC on a horse? If so, maybe time to retire that nonsense?
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    Do both. JFC.
    Clipping Wings @ClippingWings
    Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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    Hakeem Jeffries on Morning Joe: The American people don't want us to get even. They want us to get things done on their behalf because life is way too expensive. We ran on affordability, we won on affordability, and now it's our job to govern on affordability.
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    Seeing as gerrymandering everything in sight didn't actually help Republicans... maybe the new Democratic congress can pass a bill banning the practice that Trump might actually sign. Bilateral disarm.
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    RT @ZackBornstein: Genuinely shocked that Trump’s platform to raise prices, go to war for no reason, and gun down nurses in the streets didn’t resonate with the electorate
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    What's the opposite of doomscrolling? Zoomscrolling?
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    Good morning, America, how are ya?
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    Dan Savage
    RT @sbstryker: Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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    "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've exhausted all other options." — Winston Churchill
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    Where can I get an "Illiberal Tears" mug?
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    SNL chickened out by leaving some of the worst people in their air — people who preach to captive audiences — out of this sketch.
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    I hope he wins.
    Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara
    El-Sayed: "How expensive is having kids? ... The party that wants to tell me that they're pronatalist, their solution is: let's cut taxes for the billionaires, and let's go to wars we have no business fighting... do not be surprised when people don't have kids."
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    El-Sayed: "How expensive is having kids? ... The party that wants to tell me that they're pronatalist, their solution is: let's cut taxes for the billionaires, and let's go to wars we have no business fighting... do not be surprised when people don't have kids."
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  19. Dan Savage✓@fakedansavage
    Not the obituary I wanted to read today.
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    "Why do all these racists keep sucking my racist cock?" — Mike Collins
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    RT @hammerandnigel: Imagine putting together an entire halftime show based off of one woman doing a cover of Thunderstruck on xylophone……and having it KICK TOTAL ASS!
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    RT @shutupmikeginn: I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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