serena shahidi@glamdemon2004
In search of an older, wiser being to cry to. Unpaid but good opportunity
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serena shahidi
@glamdemon2004
Every day I go to a party and listen to everyone tell me how skinny I look. Then I go to the next party and listen to the same thing. And that’s my life!
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- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004serena shahidiRT @geekedgoob: Searched up Democrat vs Republicans thinking the votes would show up like an nba game01.8K0130
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Unless you grew up taking Myrtle Beach vacations you have NO idea how much it takes to make South Carolina flip3315.3K59.6K1.1M
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004serena shahidiRT @NYCMayor:Vice President JD Vance @VPWe got your back, New York!0263K0131
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004One of these days I’m gonna lock in and get myself one of these
1483K57.4K643K - serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Next year I’m gonna walk the marathon in cookie monster pajama pants1351.1K18.1K
- serena shahidi@glamdemon20042 benadryl, magnesium lotion, sleepytime tea, and a hallmark series aimed at elder millennial republican women
2271.8K19.4K - serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Posts @glamdemon2004Mind you it’s 9 pm and I already slept for ten hours last night #sleepcel00272.1K
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Love love LOVE this video. The way she says happy Halloween… the number of times she waves and says Hi… the guy saying “Heidi you’re freaking me out” and you can tell he’s serious afThe Hollywood Reporter @THRHeidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC351.2K28.5K667K
Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC1.5K8.4K90.1K19M- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Judd Apatow compiling Norm Macdonald youtube clips and releasing them as a documentary412147K205K
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Posts @glamdemon2004This really pissed me off. Mind you it took me 20 minutes to realize the documentary part wasn’t coming because I’m stupid as hell301967.3K
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Those vulnerable few moments on Halloween before you meet up with your friends where it’s like okay so I’m just a clown by myself
1824517.7K134K - serena shahidi@glamdemon2004These celebrities doing “Halloween costumes” just for an ig photoshoot…
32048.8K60.6K - serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Waiting in the October 29th Spirit Halloween line and the child in front of me is playing on his dad’s phone literally just testing out ringtones… like playing every single iphone ringtone out loud… he just got to Duck :(1371012.4K
- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004One time I was out for drinks with a male friend who was talking at me about something finance-related and when he went to the bathroom a group of guys came up to me and asked if he was bothering meCharlie Feldman @ParlCharlieOut at dinner in DC with a female friend. She was very excited when I came back from the restroom to tell me that in my brief absence the waiter came by to assure her that she could do better.0132K36.8K
Charlie Feldman@ParlCharlieOut at dinner in DC with a female friend. She was very excited when I came back from the restroom to tell me that in my brief absence the waiter came by to assure her that she could do better.23748.4K177K- serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Idk if I can ever get married because I need two hours of alone time every night to do this272.6K22K215K
