#MayBot

So long #Maybot - guess she finally ran out of battery! #PrimeMinister #TheresaMayResign #Trexit

A brief history of politicians who tried to dance: From Russia’s Yeltsin and Putin, Argentina’s Cristina Fernández, to Hillary Clinton, Bush, and Trump. From Australia’s Shorten, Morrison, and Palmer, to Canada’s Trudeau. But NOTHING quite beats the #Maybot!

Contrary to reports, @theresa_may is kind, thoughtful and altruistic. She’s not the #maybot you think she is. Her #brexitdeal is the right way forward. And she should deliver it, even if it means her resignation. The national interest comes first. @LBC #brexit

What a joke #MayBot reinstated sex pests and women beaters just last week to win a vote yet it is a #stupidwoman comment (which she is) that sends Twitter bat sh*t crazy get some perspective all of you

How to best sum up #Maybot...? #TheresaMaySpeech #CPC17 #ToriesOut #TakeBackMCR #JC4PM #ForTheMany #GENow @rachael_swindon @mcnally_bucky

Clearly in @theresa_may script to lead with a joke to @IanBlackfordMP at #PMQs. Unfortunately when the issue being discussed is children being taken from families and kept in cages by @POTUS, jokes aren’t wise. She has no capacity to deviate from script #Maybot #WorldRefugeeDay

Appalling performance from #Maybot, absolutely roasted by @jeremycorbyn today: “What does the PM think will last longer? The Northern Rail Franchise or her premiership?”. I think it’s going to be a close run thing, but I’m betting on @theresa_may to go first. #PMQs

“Now it’s late, meerkat late” @afneil talks #maybot and Putin #bbctw

New - Incredible scenes today during PMQs. @theresa_may, in full blown Maybot, repeated 15 times that she will respect/deliver BREXIT despite the world knowing that it's been established that the Leave campaign is guilty of cheating to a CRIMINAL BURDEN OF PROOF. #MayBot #PMQ

@Rachael_Swindon We need a general election now and please call someone from the IT department quick #maybot has crashed!

"Sir Keir Starmer accused the prime minister of "pretending to make progress" over issues such as the Irish border.. There needs to be a day when Parliament says 'that's it, enough is enough" Indeed. That day is now. #Maybot #incompetent #BrexitChaos

Anyone curious why the #Maybot should launch a multi-million £ campaign to stop Scotland's attempts to #RegainIndependence should read this #YouYesYet? 8 ways an independent Scotland could spell U.K. economic disaster

When Thatcher was calling Mandela a terrorist and May was doing nothing, Corbyn was doing this... #JeremyCorbyn #Maybot #NelsonMandela #RobbenIsland

Please sign - and get 4 of your friends to take a look too. And does anyone know why the days till it gets a response keep going up?It was 2 and 3 now 4 and 6. #PeoplesMarchVote #BrexitChaos #Maybot Petition: Revoke Article 50 and remain in the EU.

The people won’t get to vote on the deal so why write a letter to them? TV viewers won’t get to vote on the deal so why do a TV debate? If #Maybot wants to run an election style campaign let her call an election so we have the same media bias rules Anything else is bullshit

So @theresa_may got a an absolute kicking tonight. She made her pitch to the the EU leaders and they basically said no. Compare and contrast. Ugly. #Brexit

@theresa_may Then the really bad part. Para 5 was controversial part even before the night began (the Irish hated it). It promised to examine whether "any further reassurance can be provided". In the final it was ripped out completely and replaced with a pledge to ramp up no-deal preps./3

@theresa_may Details are still emerging, but it seems as if May once again refused to clarify what she wanted. Leader frustration seems to have boiled over here. Another classic #Maybot briefing. Usual routine where she doesn't say much more than is in a press release. /4

It gets better, @chunkymark.... #MayBot

What the heck is that thing on #TheresaMay’s arm. USB port? #Maybot #TrumpUKVisit #Trump

A Downing Str spokesperson:“The PM raised our deep concern at the President’s forthcoming announcement on steel and aluminium tariffs" Well let's wait and see what difference it makes. Has 'Global Britain" got global influence? #brexitshambles #Maybot

And boom #Maybot world starts to crumble

. Broken Brexit Promises? 👇 "London will hold back the £1bn promised by Theresa May to the DUP" . via @FT