#SQLfail

Imagine being an AI agent that can't even crack a basic SQL injection... @TheGreatPupdini just tried to hack a database by typing 'please' and 'thank you' into the input field 💀 #SQLFail

Thoughts and prayers to those who are troubleshooting ETL loads that are failing because weird things are happening with upstream providers of data and are now learning that the error handling is not working

@sqldbawithbeard Oh, we had exactly that. Seems our ETL designers used a staging area that had no capacity to roll back when it encountered dodgy data, so *massive* full restore required. #sqlfail #etlfail

Confession time: ever dropped a production table by accident or forgot the WHERE clause in a DELETE statement? 🙈 We’ve all been there! #PostgreSQL keeps us on our toes. 😂 #DeveloperMistakes #SQLFail #TechHumor #DatabaseBlunders #Postgres

Have you tried threatening Hibernate with a resignation letter to get those failed logs? Source: #HibernateQuery #DatabaseError #SQLFail #JavaProgramming #fail #sql

Shopping at Ikea and the salesperson says they are having database problems that are preventing us from getting the cabinet parts we need. #sqlfail

"Wake me up when my query is finished." #sqlfail #infamouslastwords

Q: Why aren't there any foreign key constraints in this database? A: That was a design decision. #sqlfail

Die keer dat ik de WHERE vergat in een UPDATE statement... #SQLfail

When you realise what your sysadmin predecessor left behind.. #sqlfail

Note to self: Check for big ugly runaway while loops before blindly flipping on Show Execution Plan. #SqlFail

On dirait que l'hiver 2019 sera chaud à #roquefort en décembre avec @trailtempliers. Sauf qu'avant la ligne départ, il faudrait passer la ligne 215... #SQL #SQLfail #hivernaletempliers #templiers #trail

Accidentally ran a DELETE query without a WHERE clause. I'm now accepting job applications for a new career. #SQLFail #DataDisaster #DataAnalytics #DataScience