#developerFail

1.5 hrs later: It was a typo. #developerfail #fml

Alright - it's time to tuck my tail: The launch error was caused by an internal component that depends on a resource in the install folder. It inadvertently gets triggered during startup before the launch folder is captured. So file not found - App blows up. Me: #DeveloperFail

Today I ran a mass update that caused a handful of folks in the company to receive 3500 emails each. How’s your day going? #developerfail

Na, wer hat denn da Debug-Code auf die Live Umgebung deployt @WerStreamtEs ? #developerFail #codereview

Uh, so that just happened. Hello Google? Not sure that you can have negative temperature... Bug much? 🤣🤣 #programmingfail #developerfail

Me: looks fine should be able to ship this within a couple days. Also me: So focused on implementing the code that I forget about tests, documentation, A11y review, and weird designs that take forever to figure out the CSS for. Yeah, I know. 🤦‍♀️ #developerFail

Wher are the trees?

Western Sydney Sprawl. How can people live like this? There is no evidence of humanity here. Developmnts like this make mental illness & isolatn inevitable. Where are measures reflecting #ClimateCrisis? Sustainability? #BringBackArchitects #SuburbanFAIL #DesignMatters #Auspol

@arborsmarty Ooops! No room. #Developers selling hellish, hot little boxes NOT green spaces or an attractive suburb with liveability at the forefront. #DesignMatters #DeveloperFail #ClimateEmergency #HumaneBuildings #BuildingCommunity #NSWInc.depends too much on the crooks donations! #ICAC

Then again... that feature doesn't help much when they can still creep on your profile by just logging out LOL. #DeveloperFail

When you are doing a BizTalk Server solution assessment to migrate to Azure Integration Services, and you find 20 actions like you see in the picture... and then you complain that it is BizTalk's fault!?! #msbts #developerfail

Use #Invision to see design for a site. Can't see the difference between Inv and the actual site, and keep refreshing Inv... #DeveloperFail

#TFW you get a vague message about password length requirement and you have to dive into the source code to figure it out. Honestly, it would have been so much better to just let the HTML validation take over rather than this custom built one. #DeveloperFail

@kev_bite @tombuildsstuff Education I’d say is a much better deterrent than firing but yes, it’s a #developerfail for sure

If you are having problems with oracle date fields, just keep adding, truncs, trims and to_chars until it works #DeveloperFail

I can’t believe I can’t get Half-Life: Alyx on the Epic Games Store. #developerfail

but...but... we followed the density targets set forth in your sustainable neighborhood plan #developerfail

How come in every language the hardest thing to do is to rename an application? #DeveloperFail

I am realllly bad at looking like I'm paying attention in meetings, even when I am. #developerFail

Guys, I've spent days trying to fix some code only to realize the problem was that I had written date and not data. #developerfail

To the person who failed to account for the scenario where I want to enter in $0 and click Next, your name just made the list. The workaround? Delete the input and then you can click Next. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) #badUX #developerFail

RT @djnron: wanted: map of unfinished condos/buildings in Williamsburg bklyn #developerfail #squats #waste