#scripted

Aside from this being a grotesque ad, it's just bad, for several reasons. First off, it's not a realistic scenario. Some of those AI fan videos people made during my campaign resonated because they depicted realistic scenarios you could relate to, like liberal yoga moms sheepishly confessing they were voting republican because they didn't feel safe in LA anymore. But literally nobody is thinking about the Joooooos when they're buying bananas. Well, actually maybe Tucker Carlson or Abdul Elf Sayed is. I actually can kinda picture him dropping to his little knees in the middle of the aisle and screaming "NETANYAHUUUUUUUU" when he sees the price eggs or his 3" heel risers. It's also not helpful that the actress they hired looks like a melted fart. Ostensibly, you want the people delivering your message to be appealing, so the message comes off as appealing...this is marketing 101. But I know what happened here...casting for political ads is very challenging. Actors are loathe to have their face tied to controversy. Superstars can get away with backing political candidates, but if you're a day-player, it's very risky. This was the best they could get. I guarantee you a lot of actors read the script and said "holy shit this is fucking atrocious, you've gotta be out of your fucking mind". Who you're seeing on screen here are the actors with no scruples...they read a script that blames Jews for bananas and thought "hey I could use $400...those Jews made my bananas expensive, after all!" All the Steve Hilton ads were cast with good-looking people, because his scripts were clever and good-natured, not like this demonic shit. Added to this, they're trying to co-opt the brilliant "she's for they/them" ad that went bananas back in 2024? It's all so cringe. Watching ugly white people bitch about bananas and Jews is not gonna win over any black voters in Detroit. Really atrocious backfire here.

Abdul El-Sayed blames Israel for the price of your eggs and bananas, even though he knows that higher grocery prices are only due to supply, energy and inflation factors. Shame on anyone voting for a candidate who uses Antisemitic talking points to win an election.

screw it. no need to keep this one to ourselves i'm giving away our ENTIRE meta creative playbook. written for DTC brand owners who want more winning ads out of every batch it's the system our team runs behind $107M+ in managed meta ad spend the first 4 parts are all about what to do BEFORE you write a single script here's what's inside: 1) the root cause. the problem under the problem your product fixes, plus the test that tells you if you found the real one 2) the research. a bank of your buyers' own words from reviews, and a claims matrix of every competitor 3) the personas. built around how each buyer relates to that root cause 4) the angles. the angle bank, the saturation check and the concept card 5) the format. the stealth test and 9 formats in 3 tiers 6) the hooks. the 4-layer hook system, 14 copy and 9 visual hook techniques, and the headline scoring gate 7) the script. 8 winning script shapes and a script structure for each of the 5 awareness levels 8) the brief. our brief template and the 8 checks every brief passes before production 9) the production. studio or AI, the animated ad flow and what AI production costs us per ad 10) the testing. post-edit QA and the testing roadmap 11) the numbers. the winner check, which iteration the numbers point to, and a learnings file for every brand i've also put 25 claude prompts into it, at least one in every part, so you can run it on your own brand as a template PS. a better hook can't fix a bad angle. that's why the hooks only show up in part 6. And it's yours FREE 👇

You see, the media has a playbook they run against every opponent of Israel. They pretend to be objective and then smear Israel’s critics on the left and right. If it was real, it wouldn’t be pre-scripted. But we can show you ahead of time the same script they run every time.

Habibi @AbdulElSayed: All gas, no breaks, fuck the haters. Looking at you Haley Stevens and AIPAC. I’ve been in your shoes brother. We have your back. You’re going to win this one. For Michigan, for all of us.

An agent helped me come up with a lint rule and a script to detect and remove slop comments. The check-comment.mjs script it wrote has 10+ lines of slop comments. 🤦‍♂️

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. #Scripted 🍿🍿🍿

WATCH: Joe Biden is officially nominated as the Democratic presidential candidate — and the DNC shows a nationwide virtual party for him, with delegates in all U.S. states and territories celebrating

Perk is so phony… bro Went from dragging Jaylen Brown’s character with 'anonymous player texts' to playing his biggest fan overnight. Funny how quickly the script flips the second a guy enters the LeBron orbit. Can't make this up.

According to Kendrick Perkins, “JT and JB never had a relationship”. Sort of hard to believe that every single moment of success they shared together was all a facade.

If this isn’t magnets idk what is , this fg so cardinals cover spread as some books had them as +10🤣 legit going left for sure & a force brings it to right to make , if you have common sense of physics u know this isn’t normal #nfl #nflrigged #scripted #wwe #fg #fake #rigged

Someone explain to me why the Panthers went for 2 there? Makes 0 sense. Cause now they need the 2 the next time when 2 PATs seem way easier. I’m Lost 😂

@MikeBets_ Some over/under lines were at 46.5. The final total was 46. #scripted

#scripted #rigged

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The only two things of value I learned at theatre school were: “Acting is breathing.” and “If the writer of a script repeats a word… There’s a reason.”

Patrick Stewart asked McKellen for advice on Macbeth. - Well you’ve got that speech, tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow… - Yes. But I know what that means. - I think perhaps you don’t. The important word isn’t ‘tomorrow,’ it’s ‘and.’ Stewart lit straight up.

#scripted ..I have questions

Masonic square and compass Same color scheme as the super bowl Logo Numbers on the top left are all 5’s and 8’s like super bowl 58 Numbers on the bottom right start with 104 like the 104th season ‘3’ is in each bottom corner like lions and chiefs both ‘3’ seeds #scripted

@RaysBaseball caminero or Simpson will be gone next season. If cash isn't it's obviously #scripted #rigged

BREAKING: FBI officially identifies North Korea as the perpetrator of the $6,000,000,000.00+ Binance heist.

@ysteve747 Just as Kissinger suggested. Now Iran will be the one that lands the hot stuff on American soil. #scripted People in Omaha better get their shelters prepped. And best not to count on those 911 calls going through.

#Rigged #WNBA They paid for that championship this shit is fake #Scripted @WNBA

Independent thought is nonexistent. #Scripted

It's that time of year again! 2026 Award Season Screenplays —1 New Script: Obsession (the production draft). #movies #screenwriting

Sooooo is Cash intentionally losing the WS at this point?

@TBLDeadbolt Yes #scripted #rigged

NEW MARBLE HORNETS VN! I'M ABOUT TO PLAY IT, SO WISH ME LUCK!! Name: Off Script

Irish saying “ I love you” to Tj for the first time on btv?? #scripted