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pic i took yesterday with my digicam. forever obsessed with the rich greens of summer

RT @bottleneckloser: The one thing they really don’t prepare you for in your 20’s is how good playing house feels with your romantic partners feels and how it’s VERY DANGEROUS

RT @AuntJemema: This is our cock sauce; it's sort of like a dick sauce

RT @fuzziefied: just jerked off #penis

RT @chrisisclueless: The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?

RT @kenzie__xcx: sorry i didn’t text back i was screen testing for james bond

RT @hotdogenj0yer: everything’s been downhill since the NYT put the mini crossword behind a paywall.

RT @thealmostthurs: everytime i see either of these two donelan cartoons i just cry my eyes out

RT @mossfan20: nearly a week into #nowaternovember and i’ve never felt worse

RT @LOSERPHILIA:

RT @evilsockz: giving straight butt crack and muffin top in low rise jeans whatever nothing matters anymore

RT @synfpunk: coworker showed up after a 1 month hiatus and turned off the corporate christmas playlist to put on brand new chanel$

RT @jordnsworld: legitimately been tryna save money in this economy but i can’t get my savings above 5k

RT @SHlTTERASS: i named my son daniel after damn daniel

RT @AccidentalBron:

RT @7inningskydive: Wildlife and more

RT @godsb0y: “deep cleaning” my apartment by just throwing away all my belongings

RT @CyGasser: College dining hall swapped out the lemonade for nasty ass sparkling water

new hdxo tattoo just dropped

RT @tiadeeznuts: undiagnosing myself #ImNormal

RT @garlicnaando: if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here