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Joel✓

@joelgaines

Former Army Intel NCO - Russian area , Author of Sci-Fi and Suspense. Hydrate or Diedrate. Our companies: @WL_TAC @forwardresupply

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  1. Joel✓@joelgaines
    Joel
    RT @TUCscanner: Major Crash on I-10 EB near Vail #TUCscanner
    Arizona DOT @ArizonaDOT
    *CLOSURE* I-10 eastbound is CLOSED in Vail. The closure is due to a crash after Houghton Road. Motorists can check current road and traffic conditions: 🖥 📱 Apple: 📱 Android:
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  2. Arizona DOT@ArizonaDOT
    *CLOSURE* I-10 eastbound is CLOSED in Vail. The closure is due to a crash after Houghton Road. Motorists can check current road and traffic conditions: 🖥 📱 Apple: 📱 Android:
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  3. Joel✓@joelgaines
    My last few days with a company I joined in 2015. Since then, I took a mostly paper-based company into an entirely digital company. I designed and managed the creation and maintenance of an ecosystem that is truly one-of-a-kind. As I am shutting down components of the system, I feel a bit nostalgic. I built them a system they can manage without me while sunsetting the old one. That's pretty cool too. I will now have time for a lot of things that work was in the way of. I'm not retiring. I still have 4 other jobs I'd like to get better at.
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    GM Drink water I will be working on book 2 - Code Name: Rising Shadow today. We have a mixer at Top Golf in the evening for the local chamber. Hope they have some decent snacks.
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  5. Joel✓@joelgaines
    So like if someone does not deserve a full wave when you see them, just microwave.
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    I just invented microwave.
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    I just invented microwave.
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  7. Joel✓@joelgaines
    MFRs be talking all kinds of shit on the interwebs and then be like, "Oh snap, I forgot to prep for doomsday." and "Don't forget to carry your gun next week."
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    I am locked in fo sho.
    Mr. Paramount @RealMrParamount
    Moon looks like a pizza dough tonight. Another @joelgaines invention probably, he has been working on lotsa stuff lately…
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  9. Mr. Paramount✓@RealMrParamount
    Moon looks like a pizza dough tonight. Another @joelgaines invention probably, he has been working on lotsa stuff lately…
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  10. Joel✓@joelgaines
    I literally have every stuff. What I don't have is any double-stuff.
    🛡🗡 Aslan's_Warrior 🇺🇸🦅🦁 @Aslans_Return
    I got my stuff. You got your stuff ???
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    RT @WL_TAC: Defensive Pistol - Two Day - Yuma AZ
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    Many thought Brazil could not get worse.
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    This will be a crazy week! We have a lot to get done before a trip to Waco next week for our fall courses there at @texageddon and @Junkyardtactic.
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    GM I just invented chaps. Drink water.
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    RT @TUCscanner: 🚨🔎 #DEVELOPING: Missing Girl — Oro Valley 📍 Horizon Heights Neighborhood, Oro Valley 🚔 Oro Valley Police are reportedly searching for a missing girl this evening, according to preliminary reports. 🚁 Officers have reportedly deployed a drone and are speaking with family members, and searching the area. 📢 Updates will be shared as verified information becomes available. #TUCscanner #OroValley #PoliceActivity #DevelopingNews
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  18. Joel✓@joelgaines
    Remember dick puncher Golota?
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    Welp. This fridge def has a refrigerant leak.
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    These dumplings are crazy light.
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  21. Joel✓@joelgaines
    Sometimes manners are learned later in life.
    AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear
    SQUARED UP ON THE WRONG GRANDPA!! Had it coming, or too much? Outside a storefront, a young guy goes forehead to forehead with an older man who is holding grocery bags. A second later the young guy is on the pavement, and the old man walks off with his bags. Look at the bags. He never even set down the groceries. Every generation has this guy who thinks gray hair means easy. That man has probably been handling loudmouths since before this kid was born. He didn't yell and he didn't chase him. One move, then back to his errands. I'm not cheering for anybody hitting the ground that hard. He stays down a while, and that part isn't funny. But once you put your head on a stranger's forehead, you've already started the fight. I'm raising two boys. Rule one is respect your elders. Rule two is especially respect the quiet one holding the groceries. The groceries made it home fine.
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  22. AmericanPapaBear™✓@AmericaPapaBear
    SQUARED UP ON THE WRONG GRANDPA!! Had it coming, or too much? Outside a storefront, a young guy goes forehead to forehead with an older man who is holding grocery bags. A second later the young guy is on the pavement, and the old man walks off with his bags. Look at the bags. He never even set down the groceries. Every generation has this guy who thinks gray hair means easy. That man has probably been handling loudmouths since before this kid was born. He didn't yell and he didn't chase him. One move, then back to his errands. I'm not cheering for anybody hitting the ground that hard. He stays down a while, and that part isn't funny. But once you put your head on a stranger's forehead, you've already started the fight. I'm raising two boys. Rule one is respect your elders. Rule two is especially respect the quiet one holding the groceries. The groceries made it home fine.
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  23. Joel✓@joelgaines
    Did it give you the willies?
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