SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE

@lilxslime

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  1. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    in 2023 i made up a buncha horse shit, called it something catchy, and wrote 101 pages about it. now, you can watch about 5 of those pages in action. enjoy 🍅🐸
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    im sort of the jar jar binks of my social circle (funny, kind, constant pseudo Jamaican accent)
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  3. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    “dinner” and “party”… you think these should go together? what kind of bugs are crawling around in your skull and planting eggs in your cerebellum that you think this is in any way appropriate. Idiot.
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  4. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    my new headphones are called SMOKIN BUDS 360 and the computer voice inside of them is that of a sexy woman’s whispering in my ear. it’s my time. it’s all coming up me.
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    RT @devshears: vimeo prices going up so cherub now on youtube... like comment subscribe ring that bell whats up guys today we're
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  6. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    saw this and thought he was dead almost fell to my knees in this Popeyes rn
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    Ouch my tender heart 😢
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    JOHN CARPENTER COMMENTARY: Right there, blammo. What a dumb cheap trick. Ripped it off from a Howard Hawks picture. God, this is a piece of shit. WILLIAM FRIEDKIN COMMENTARY: That was take 57. After this scene I put a gun in Gene Hackman’s mouth for fun.
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    Posts @lilxslime
    @inherentcharlie thank you for liking my joke and thank you for putting alex winter in prosthetic make up again
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    RT @thugmajesty7: @lilxslime TAIKA WAITITI COMMENTARY: we actually cut this scene down a lot originally we had Hitler slipping on a banana peel and ripping his underwear
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    RT @PaletteSwapMag: The podcast Kill Tony is attempting to adjust to a new political climate by becoming a TTRPG Actual Play show.
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    hard drive did it
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    white thanksgiving bout to be like a safdie movie this year
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    white thanksgiving bout to be like a safdie movie this year
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    RT @jpmeldrum: CALL TO END MANDATORY FILM RATINGS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA Under BC's Motion Picture Act, films need to be reviewed, classified, and approved before they can be shown in a movie theatre. In 2026, BC charges $2.75 per minute to classify a film. For a 90-minute movie, that's $247.50. In 2027, it will go up to $3.00 per minute due to “inflation.” That doesn’t include the distribution license you need to purchase to be able to submit the film, which ranges in price from $43 to $901, depending on how many films you plan on submitting. For example, this is why Castration Movie took years to be shown in its home province of BC (w/ Pt. 2 having only screened under ther radar by me!). We will be submitting this petition to the next Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor General when they are sworn in. So share wide and far. Send a letter to the BC's Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor General - PSSG.Minister@gov.bc.ca. Gather your friends and family, and tell them why the film rating and classification system should be abolished.
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    RT @weardjupiter: We are attempting to modernize film exhibition in British Columbia to put it in line with Ontario. If you live in BC then please take a look!
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    CALL TO END MANDATORY FILM RATINGS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA Under BC's Motion Picture Act, films need to be reviewed, classified, and approved before they can be shown in a movie theatre. In 2026, BC charges $2.75 per minute to classify a film. For a 90-minute movie, that's $247.50. In 2027, it will go up to $3.00 per minute due to “inflation.” That doesn’t include the distribution license you need to purchase to be able to submit the film, which ranges in price from $43 to $901, depending on how many films you plan on submitting. For example, this is why Castration Movie took years to be shown in its home province of BC (w/ Pt. 2 having only screened under ther radar by me!). We will be submitting this petition to the next Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor General when they are sworn in. So share wide and far. Send a letter to the BC's Minister of Public Safety and Solicitor General - PSSG.Minister@gov.bc.ca. Gather your friends and family, and tell them why the film rating and classification system should be abolished.
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    RT @thugmajesty7: hey the halloween episode of the emergency best friend pod came out today in november. we watch scary videos and talk about our terrifying lives. go watch
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  16. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    making sure to connect my phone to my beats pill attached to my belt when i get on the subway so i can share my reels with every body
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  17. SLIME DA GARBAGE MANE@lilxslime
    but what of Melfoid and their iconic canon of companions
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    were going to start shooting guys in the head and chest but wokely
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