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In the event of having to spend time in a nuclear bunker make sure you take advantage of the lower-priced gherkins and marmalade and fill your boots while stocks last….10291271.6K
NormRT @VerhofstadtQ: If you're on minimum wage and like gherkins, you'll be laughing all the way to the bank tomorrow, until you get your electricity bill.032025
Our mortgages and energy bills are going through the roof but at least we’ll have a load of empty marmalade and gherkin jars spare to piss in…. Thanks Andy, you’ve made the important things in life a lot ‘easier’….The Labour Party @UKLabour🚨Ahead of the Budget, Andy Burnham has announced 5 new everyday fixes to make your life easier.0217498
🚨Ahead of the Budget, Andy Burnham has announced 5 new everyday fixes to make your life easier.1.3K36393301K
The UN General Assembly also adopted a resolution on Wednesday declaring Nish Kumar the funniest comedian ever..UN News @UN_News_CentreThe UN General Assembly adopted a resolution on Wednesday declaring the transatlantic slave trade as the gravest crime against humanity.5857891
UN News@UN_News_CentreThe UN General Assembly adopted a resolution on Wednesday declaring the transatlantic slave trade as the gravest crime against humanity.3836001.4K536K
NormRT @JeremyCordite: Burnham 2016: Freedom of movement undermines wages. Burnham 2026: Wants freedom of movement to undermine wages.Andy Burnham @andyburnhamThere is nothing socialist about a system of free movement that is used by multi-nationals to undermine wages. WATCH my Brexit speech today.011021
There is nothing socialist about a system of free movement that is used by multi-nationals to undermine wages. WATCH my Brexit speech today.6511.4K2.4K
Just call the next storm ‘Miliband’ then all these power cuts will make sense…..0321502
Woolworths & C&A by any chance ?Politics UK @PolitlcsUK🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves is rumoured to quit as an MP to "cash in" on her experience as Chancellor It comes after she "secretly met" two City companies in the last fortnight [@MillardClothier]1111417
🚨 NEW: Rachel Reeves is rumoured to quit as an MP to "cash in" on her experience as Chancellor It comes after she "secretly met" two City companies in the last fortnight [@MillardClothier]3573112.7K653K

🚨 Get your nuclear war ‘Wind Up’ radios featuring James O’Brien and Jeremy Vine shows on a loop - only £2.99 on Amazon 🚨6422709
Yeah, run out of supply every now and then, blame the Russians and tell us all to get sleeping bags, bottled water, and tinned food. Another cost saving in every post code …..The Labour Party @UKLabourLabour has a plan to bring down energy bills for good.1211447
Labour has a plan to bring down energy bills for good.1.1K7532174.6K

Could you produce a graph for those in the South West this morning ?Something along the lines of it’s not as windy as they think it is.Fraser Nelson @FraserNelsonThe new crime survey is out - the "Lawless Britain" picture in full - Violence at lowest since records began in 1981 - Corroborated by hospital figures for knife wounds - Robbery: record low - Overall crime 78% below 1995 peak. - Shoplifting up More:-1329744
The new crime survey is out - the "Lawless Britain" picture in full - Violence at lowest since records began in 1981 - Corroborated by hospital figures for knife wounds - Robbery: record low - Overall crime 78% below 1995 peak. - Shoplifting up More:-6189002.3K167K
Torch ✅ Water ✅ Sleeping bag ✅ Wind up radio ✅ Tinned food ✅ Labour Government ✅3345818
🚨 Andy Burnham to authorise the culling of pigeons that shite on your car after you’ve washed it 🚨73521.1K- Show more posts




