bwa ✨

@thereturnofBWA

everything i say is untrue and satire

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  1. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    and when does he meet y/n ?
    ChihuahuaEnjoyer420 @tweetsandboobs
    I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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  2. ChihuahuaEnjoyer420✓@tweetsandboobs
    I know a guy with the biggest dick I’ve ever seen, pretty good looking, good politics, smokes weed, just inherited a million dollars and he quite literally gets no bitches. It’s so weird.
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  3. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
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    RT @yasirworldwide: Cardi B compared being darkskin to having fucked up teeth and acne and y’all said “excellent point!” 😭😭😭😭😭
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    RT @daviddunn177: Donald Trump raped Dr. Larissa Portnoff when she was 8 years old. She’s in her 30s now. He invited her to a Yankees game as recently as September 11th, 2025. He’s been terrorizing her for her whole life.
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    RT @DRICKIPRINT: There you have it
    Ken Van de Kamp @DRICKIPRINT
    Any black woman defending cardi b knowing she don’t like yall and is colorist is retarded and probably ugly as fuck
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  6. Ken Van de Kamp✓@DRICKIPRINT
    Any black woman defending cardi b knowing she don’t like yall and is colorist is retarded and probably ugly as fuck
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  7. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    #bwaLEGACY
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    // Regent Mach // @MachDominus
    Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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  8. // Regent Mach //@MachDominus
    Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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  9. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
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    RT @endlesslysoft: Kylie giving her best friend Jordyn Woods a birthday cake for her 18th birthday that said “ Happy Birthday nigga”
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    RT @burkinababee: youre laughing??? theyre genuinely making a love island nigeria and youre laughing???
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    RT @MichellaneosP1: Had a lotta fun drawing this one
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    𝕸𝖎𝖒𝖎 🕸️🕷️ @badghoulmimi
    MIMA : PERFECT BLUE 1997 🩸
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    bwa ✨
    RT @lionessenced: she did her 20s sooo well
    tyler✧₊⁺ @jamesjointblvd
    the original baddie.
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  13. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    she literally started the trend of mid light skin rappers. we wouldn’t have Saweetie, Ice, and whoever else if it wasn’t for her 😭
    Angela Rockford @angie_goodwood
    She’s likeable she makes good music and she’s all around entertaining and that’s great. Nobody’s taking it from her but when u discuss her being in hip hop and benefitting from the -isms folks act like u lying lmaoo
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  14. Angela Rockford✓@angie_goodwood
    She’s likeable she makes good music and she’s all around entertaining and that’s great. Nobody’s taking it from her but when u discuss her being in hip hop and benefitting from the -isms folks act like u lying lmaoo
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    bwa ✨
    RT @ilyjuicyc0uture: This is when she was cosplaying as goldenbih
    Jennifer✨ @Champlle_
    India love 5 years ago, always been great.
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  16. Jennifer✨@Champlle_
    India love 5 years ago, always been great.
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  17. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    guessed all of them right, and used the power of inference for the last round because Meg would never make a song about tricking
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    €negra 🦋 @adamantinenegra
    Taffy trying to guess which Megan song isn’t real😭
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  18. €negra 🦋@adamantinenegra
    Taffy trying to guess which Megan song isn’t real😭
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  19. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    front and centre
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    😒 @4irefly
    do yall got a front facing pussy or back facing pussy
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  20. 😒✓@4irefly
    do yall got a front facing pussy or back facing pussy
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  21. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    we’ve gone so far backwards, when you say ‘you couldn’t get away with that now’ we’re actually talking about progressive things. brandy cinderella marrying an Asian prince and white dad could not have been made now. it’s so weird 😭
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    RT @endlesslysoft: Tyga is a predator
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    Flacko @flacko_xq
    Blac Chyna spills all the tea on what really happened between Kylie Jenner and her. She says it all started when Tyga’s friends threw her out of his house. Then Kylie started talking to Tyga, which was crazy to her because Kylie was underage at the time. She says everyone came at her and started attacking her without seeing the betrayal going on behind her back, with Kylie talking to her ex-fiancé. “me and Kim we were really good friends, you know like I was on her show and all this stuff like that, we lived in the same community and then her little sister started you know talking to Tyga which was kind of crazy cuz she was like underage, and everybody had kind of came at me and started attacking me and it's like nobody seeing like the Betrayal that was like going on behind my back of me talking to somebody. Kim and her little sister which she has no control over you, know what I mean started talking to my fiance and then I get attacked and it's like how does that work but yeah that was that was kind of crazy. So and then what makes it even more wilder is like even the whole thing with me and Rob like after that, cos Rob would like hit me up on the DM and I'm like okay what do y'all want now it was like what are y'all trying to do to me now like dude why is your brother in my DM, and then I started talking to him and I'm like okay like this guy is like actually really cool.”
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  23. Flacko✓@flacko_xq
    Blac Chyna spills all the tea on what really happened between Kylie Jenner and her. She says it all started when Tyga’s friends threw her out of his house. Then Kylie started talking to Tyga, which was crazy to her because Kylie was underage at the time. She says everyone came at her and started attacking her without seeing the betrayal going on behind her back, with Kylie talking to her ex-fiancé. “me and Kim we were really good friends, you know like I was on her show and all this stuff like that, we lived in the same community and then her little sister started you know talking to Tyga which was kind of crazy cuz she was like underage, and everybody had kind of came at me and started attacking me and it's like nobody seeing like the Betrayal that was like going on behind my back of me talking to somebody. Kim and her little sister which she has no control over you, know what I mean started talking to my fiance and then I get attacked and it's like how does that work but yeah that was that was kind of crazy. So and then what makes it even more wilder is like even the whole thing with me and Rob like after that, cos Rob would like hit me up on the DM and I'm like okay what do y'all want now it was like what are y'all trying to do to me now like dude why is your brother in my DM, and then I started talking to him and I'm like okay like this guy is like actually really cool.”
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  24. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    idk why my algorithm keeps putting me on the silly side of twitter because why wouldn’t he have just done it before, communicated that and then met w her after…? why is everything either this or that 😭😭
    Jazmine @Jazthelight
    “Girllll, this bum ass nigga took me door dashing so he could get money for our date”
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  25. Jazmine✓@Jazthelight
    “Girllll, this bum ass nigga took me door dashing so he could get money for our date”
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  26. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
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    people on this app make everything seem like a wattpad scenario, especially since they were young adults too. i’ve seen long term relationships at that age form through a mutual love for smart whip and pink moscato
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    bwa ✨
    RT @Eleanormamaaa: Like who even THINKS of an outro like this? She’s so insane
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    Eleanor @Eleanormamaaa
    Does Ayra Starr know she bodied tf out of “who’s dat girl” outro ??
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  28. Eleanor@Eleanormamaaa
    Does Ayra Starr know she bodied tf out of “who’s dat girl” outro ??
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  29. bwa ✨@thereturnofBWA
    how small does your penis have to be for everyone on my tl to be talking about it
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