Stephanie Ratanas King

Four years ago, I graduated from a coding bootcamp after quitting my career. Since then, I’ve gone from junior to senior to lead engineer and I make three times what I was making as a seasoned coffee buyer. I’m a queer/biracial/anxiety/trash-girl and I did it, and so can you.

My daughter was showing me a picture she drew where she was sitting at our dining room table. Kid: “As you can see, the table is very long.” Me: “That’s accurate we do have a very long table!” Kid: “I should draw stuff all over on it.” Me: “Yes… that’s also accurate…” 🥴

RT @catshouldnt: Black cats waiting to be auditioned for a horror movie, 1961.

Never forget.

Why can’t a grown woman throw up in a TV show and not be pregnant? Like, sometimes we just throw up for other reasons.

ADHD Christmas prep: Instead of figuring out how to balance ur kids’ Christmas gifts and wrap them, make a hanging bag for your wrapping paper that’s been falling off the shelf onto your head for years and causing you distress. At midnight thirty.

Look at that finally I can move on with my life. That’s a skeleton sewing machine on the shelf don’t be alarmed.

People with ADHD must be advertisers’ favorite audience. All of my targeted ads are for nonsensical insane products that do not correlate whatsoever and I am interested in all of them.

The adhd daylight savings time experience of brushing dirt off the bulbs dug up from your yard for hours in your basement and being like “ah shit it’s so late almost 2am” but then looking again moments later and being like oh cool it’s only 1am I shall carry on with my night.

RT @catshouldnt:

RT @CubicleApril: my 7-year-old daughter decided she wanted to be Siri for Halloween (costume designer: @tinyatoxin)

RT @dog_feelings: what do i. want to be for halloween? smooched. cuddled. and cherished

#adhd organizing at 12:45 AM hoping your wife will be able to find things but if not she’ll ask you and you’ll somehow know exactly what bin it’s in.

RT @dog_feelings: here is what. i plan to accomplish today: 2. bark loudly. but at nothing 7. lose my ball under the couch 7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball 3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch 4. big nap. you have worked hard 2. repeat

RT @catshouldnt: When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

My wife @CubeApril took me on a date to the Mall of America tonight and I had a great time because I’m a basic bitch. She bought me this pillow at Spencer’s Lolol. I’m the luckiest woman.

RT @JurassicPark2go: Our brontosaurus fell down and it’s actually really sad

RT @dog_feelings: gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful

Bananas are disgusting.

the bananas chose violence

RT @CatWorkers:

RT @weirdlilguys: off to do a violence