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@tobyasky

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  1. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    How can you invite a girl from Abuja to Lagos, you paid for her flight and every logistics. She got to Lagos, and on the first night, she said she wanted to go say hi to a friend. Anyways, Bayo just came back from US for just 2 weeks holiday, he lodged at an apartment in Lekki
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    I think anyone could have won that Ballon D’or and many people would have still said the person does not deserve it. Kane is not Bayern’s best player, that is Olise. Olise also won Bundesliga Player of the Year. Kane is not England’s best player, that was Jude at the World Cup. Kane won neither the World Cup nor Champions League. He won the league title though, which is expected of Bayern every season in Germany. He also had 73 goals and apart from what people say, scoring award should remain Gerd Muller trophy. Being the top scorer does not necessarily make you the best player. If Lamine had won it, people would have said he had 1 G/A at the World Cup and he didn’t perform at the biggest stage. He also didn’t score as much as Mbappe and Kane. He did not win the Champions League. In fact, Barca crashed out in the Quarters. This would have been part of the things we could have read. However, he won the best player in La Liga, he won the World Cup, and won La Liga. If Mbappe had won it, people would have said he won zero trophies, they forget he won top scorers in the UCL, World Cup, and La Liga, but still, Harry Kane outscored him overall, which meant Harry Kane took the Gerd Muller trophy. People would even call Mbappe’s goals useless because it didn’t amount to anything his teams, than his personal records. Just like I said with Kane, my opinion is same about goalscoring, the Gerd Muller trophy belongs to them. You score a lot does not mean you’re the best player. In summary, what I’m saying is that any criticism or jabs or “Kane does not deserve it” tweet you see, it’s normal. If any of the other two had won it also, it would have been same criticisms.
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    While y'all are still debating if Mao was a dictator or not, Real Madrid has joined in apologising to the people of China.
    Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid
    Comunicado Oficial.
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    Comunicado Oficial.
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  5. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Ordered my iPhone DUO or whatever it’s called, I hope I like it when it arrives. Will drop my 16 pro max for a family member, to continue my habit of never selling a phone I don’t use anymore. May God sha dey guide us
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  6. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Bro just leave. You lost her already. He shouldn’t even be speaking to that guy, and that guy is also a proper disgrace, trying to fight your fellow man.
    Daily Loud @DailyLoud
    WOW… this man wanted to surprise his wife, who claimed she was going on a girls’ vacation, but instead caught her staying at a casino hotel with another man and gambling with him using his own money during their trip together.
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    WOW… this man wanted to surprise his wife, who claimed she was going on a girls’ vacation, but instead caught her staying at a casino hotel with another man and gambling with him using his own money during their trip together.
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    Nah this killed me 😂😂😂😂 It’s not funny though, don’t vote for APC.
    BMO🎨🎭 @oby_kinika
    I am tired…
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  9. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Fabrizio oloriburuku😂😂😂😂
    Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano
    🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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  11. Fabrizio Romano✓@FabrizioRomano
    🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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  12. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    So, this is intelligent gap? 😂😂😂😂😂
    𝒫𝒶𝓁𝓈𝓀𝒾⛷️ @praisepal_
    the intelligence gap between us was too much 💔
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  13. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Mbappe be wondering how he got here😂😂😂😂
    Li Jingjing 李菁菁 @Jingjing_Li
    To us Chinese, Mao Zedong is our hero. Mao uplifted farmers and the working class in China, united the Chinese people, led us to defeat foreign invaders, and founded an independent country so we could all live with dignity. Mao supported the heroic struggle of the African people against imperialism and colonialism. He was one of the greatest leaders in world history, and one of the most demonized by the West.
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  15. Li Jingjing 李菁菁✓@Jingjing_Li
    To us Chinese, Mao Zedong is our hero. Mao uplifted farmers and the working class in China, united the Chinese people, led us to defeat foreign invaders, and founded an independent country so we could all live with dignity. Mao supported the heroic struggle of the African people against imperialism and colonialism. He was one of the greatest leaders in world history, and one of the most demonized by the West.
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  16. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    The time disparity?
    ִֶָ @Motee_1
    we eventually got food on our way back but this was the moment i knew it was over
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  17. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    See person wey Mbappe go joke with, dem say na like Jesus for China
    wjw @Ningm610717wjw
    @Emmanue83417263 @tobyasky 某种程度上毛相当于耶稣上帝在基督教的位置。现在北京天安门（相当于法国凯旋门埃菲尔铁塔）上还是毛的肖像，货币只有毛的肖像。因为文化政治背景不同，在西方人眼里更多的把他作为独裁者，忽略了历史人物的复杂性、历史政治的复杂性。说这只是个玩笑，就像对着全球基督徒说上帝就是个大骗子一样…
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  18. ִֶָ✓@Motee_1
    we eventually got food on our way back but this was the moment i knew it was over
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  19. wjw@Ningm610717wjw
    Posts @Emmanue83417263
    @Emmanue83417263 @tobyasky 某种程度上毛相当于耶稣上帝在基督教的位置。现在北京天安门（相当于法国凯旋门埃菲尔铁塔）上还是毛的肖像，货币只有毛的肖像。因为文化政治背景不同，在西方人眼里更多的把他作为独裁者，忽略了历史人物的复杂性、历史政治的复杂性。说这只是个玩笑，就像对着全球基督徒说上帝就是个大骗子一样…
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  20. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Fun Fact: Flewtwood Town have similar jersey to Arsenal The name of their stadium is Highbury, just like Arsenal’s former stadium😅
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  21. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    This was hard
    🦵💥 MEJORES PATADAS ⚽️💀 @mejorespatadas1
    Ninguna entrega del balón de oro va a tener más aura que la de Messi en su octavo Balón de Oro. Todo el mundo de pie admirando al mejor jugador de la historia.
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  22. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    You probably don’t watch the lower leagues. The idea is to escalate the situation, wind players up, take them off their rhythm, that is their tactics because they cannot match the big boys. It worked, because those theatrics got Dowman a red card, which further reduced the chances of Arsenal scoring or winning. Games like these are not interesting anymore, wait for them to play on a bad pitch under the rain where the big teams can’t string 5 passes😅
    Kish @Kish_P14
    Embarrassing from fleetwood players all gathering round a 16 year old after a poor challenge from their player tbh Imagine 6 of u pushing a child round (after a tiny leg tap retaliation) Surprised the Arsenal players didn’t lose their heads more
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  23. 🦵💥 MEJORES PATADAS ⚽️💀✓@mejorespatadas1
    Ninguna entrega del balón de oro va a tener más aura que la de Messi en su octavo Balón de Oro. Todo el mundo de pie admirando al mejor jugador de la historia.
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  24. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    What did Arteta say to Dowman? Any lip reader?
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  25. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    E go far gan
    Shen Shiwei 沈诗伟 @shen_shiwei
    Mao supported African peoples' struggles for independence, including Algeria, the country Mbappé’s family came from. With his deeply inappropriate remarks, Mbappé has lost the trust of Chinese fans. International brands such as Dior, On and Hublot have also removed Mbappé-related content from Sina Weibo. Global superstars who profit from China should understand its cultural sensitivities and show basic respect.
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  26. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Arteta, in his post match interview, said he cannot blame any of his players because everyone did their job, he would be fuming if they didn’t do their job. He congratulated Fleetwood Town. He said they [Arsenal] had so many shots and created so many chances, but it’s football, and it’s a very sad day for them. Arteta was asked about Dowman’s red card, he said he has to watch it again. He was also asked if Dowman will learn from it as a 16-year old, Arteta said everyone learns from experience.
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  27. Shen Shiwei 沈诗伟✓@shen_shiwei
    Mao supported African peoples' struggles for independence, including Algeria, the country Mbappé’s family came from. With his deeply inappropriate remarks, Mbappé has lost the trust of Chinese fans. International brands such as Dior, On and Hublot have also removed Mbappé-related content from Sina Weibo. Global superstars who profit from China should understand its cultural sensitivities and show basic respect.
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  28. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    This reminds me of Grimbsy beating Man United last season.
    TobyWrites @tobyasky
    FLEETWOOD TOWN, THE GIANT KILLERS.
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  29. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    At least give me my flowers 😅
    TobyWrites @tobyasky
    If you want to miss anything today, please do not miss the Galatasaray v Fenerbache game. It’s war time in Istanbul. Osimhen brace, you saw it here first.
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    FLEETWOOD TOWN, THE GIANT KILLERS.
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  31. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    If you want to miss anything today, please do not miss the Galatasaray v Fenerbache game. It’s war time in Istanbul. Osimhen brace, you saw it here first.
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  32. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    These small teams have been practising only penalties all week, what are those penalties ffs?
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  33. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Tebas na weyrey, he type am for Chinese sef 😂😂😂😂 No carry my money go outside abeg😭
    Javier Tebas Medrano @Tebasjavier
    西班牙职业足球联盟（LALIGA）对基利安·姆巴佩所发表的言论在中国引发的不满与冒犯深表遗憾。我们理解这些言论所造成的伤害。我谨代表LALIGA向中国人民致以诚挚的歉意。 多年来，我们与中国及其政府部门、体育机构、视听媒体机构，以及数以百万计喜爱西班牙足球的球迷，建立了相互尊重、信任与合作的关系。 我们不能允许个人行为损害这一关系，也不能让我们职业赛事中的20多家俱乐部以及数以百万计的中国球迷因此受到不利影响。 我们正在采取力所能及的措施，并与我们在中国的合作伙伴及相关方直接对接，以化解当前局面。 我们对中国、中国人民及中国有关机构的承诺坚定不移。 多年来建立的这一关系，不能因个别事件而受到损害。
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  34. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Bruno Guimaraes lost a penalty recently, I can't remember. Not sure if it was with Brazil or so. Someone remind me please
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  35. Javier Tebas Medrano✓@Tebasjavier
    西班牙职业足球联盟（LALIGA）对基利安·姆巴佩所发表的言论在中国引发的不满与冒犯深表遗憾。我们理解这些言论所造成的伤害。我谨代表LALIGA向中国人民致以诚挚的歉意。 多年来，我们与中国及其政府部门、体育机构、视听媒体机构，以及数以百万计喜爱西班牙足球的球迷，建立了相互尊重、信任与合作的关系。 我们不能允许个人行为损害这一关系，也不能让我们职业赛事中的20多家俱乐部以及数以百万计的中国球迷因此受到不利影响。 我们正在采取力所能及的措施，并与我们在中国的合作伙伴及相关方直接对接，以化解当前局面。 我们对中国、中国人民及中国有关机构的承诺坚定不移。 多年来建立的这一关系，不能因个别事件而受到损害。
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  36. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    The Premier League Champions, Arsenal, have been eliminated from the League Cup by 18th place League Two team, Fleetwood Town. The town has a population of 26,000 people, their stadium is 5k capacity, an extremely small club.
    TobyWrites @tobyasky
    If these guys drag Arsenal to penalties, there is problem o
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  37. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    This is an agenda. It seemed more like he’s telling whoever to check his messages. What are they filming when everything there is filmed? What does he need to film? Common man.
    RazedFootball @RazedFootball
    🚨 NEW: Just seconds before the Ballon d’Or winner was announced, Mbappé asked someone from his entourage to film him.
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    If these guys drag Arsenal to penalties, there is problem o
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  39. RazedFootball✓@RazedFootball
    🚨 NEW: Just seconds before the Ballon d’Or winner was announced, Mbappé asked someone from his entourage to film him.
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  40. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    I thought Ben White had scored that
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  41. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Mbappe and Lamine did not lose because of PR campaigns. Secondly, Harry Kane did as much interviews as the aforementioned, the difference is that his name won’t generate clicks like them. Let’s start with the interview he did with Owen Hargreaves on TNT, and in that interview, Hargreaves played voice notes of other players like Michael Owen wishing him well. This was a month ago and it didn’t generate up to 120k views, which buttresses my earlier point, watch here: Kane did another interview in August with Gazzetta dello Sport, he specifically even said the golden boot was great but he wanted the BDOR. He was even saying what more would he have to do? (Link here: On the red carpet tonight, that same phrase was repeated. He did another interview with Marca in September, where he said the 73 goals speaks for itself, link here: He also did another interview with The Athletic. You can check that. There were also little nuggets here and there from him across different interviews. People like Fabrizio are known to farm. Mbappe could have done one interview where a journalist asks him questions, guess what, Fabrizio will break this small interview into several tweets. To us, we’re saying Mbappe and Lamine are talking too much, but you won’t believe it’s just one interview Fabrizio has posted 25 times. I clocked it not long ago when I saw an interview myself. Look at all these interviews I quoted, Fab could do that for Kane and generate as many headlines as possible, but maybe they won’t give him the number he’s looking for. Again, Kane had as much interviews as the rest of them.
    Mr Bayo @mrbayoa1
    When Mbappé and Yamal started doing interviews and pushing PR campaigns, I had a feeling they might lose the Ballon d’Or. Harry Kane was wise enough to stay silent, humble and focused. To every talented young footballer dreaming of winning the Ballon d’Or, my advice is simple: leave the Premier League, that league is too serious and will never allow you to express yourself. You can only come back as a superstar. Congratulations to Harry Kane once again.
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  42. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    These Pesa guys have got even better rates than everyone else. I’m not really big on the rates difference thingy, I think it only matters when you’re sending big money. I’m more bothered about the speed and many of you mentioned yesterday that it is very quick also.
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    TobyWrites @tobyasky
    Just finding out about Pesa today, I don’t know where I’ve been. The rates from £ to Naira is better than many of these apps we use. The primary reason I installed it was because I love companies that engage in CSR. Many companies make money and never give back to the people. I read somewhere that they recently gave out $20k to SC patients. Then, I can contribute to their cause by using them. As simple as that. Is there anyone who has been using them before now, I could be late to the party?
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  43. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Retaliation will always get the bigger consequence. I don't see what Dowman did there that deserve a red card, just like Foden on Bruno Fernandez. The fact that he reacted got him the red, and if there was VAR, there's a chance it probably would have been overturned. Even the tackle on Dowman, that guy wanted to break his leg but only got a yellow.
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    Just finding out about Pesa today, I don’t know where I’ve been. The rates from £ to Naira is better than many of these apps we use. The primary reason I installed it was because I love companies that engage in CSR. Many companies make money and never give back to the people. I read somewhere that they recently gave out $20k to SC patients. Then, I can contribute to their cause by using them. As simple as that. Is there anyone who has been using them before now, I could be late to the party?
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  45. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Who is the person flying that drone in this Arsenal’s game? Some people are just annoying, reminds me of those guys at the Brentford game playing stuff from the rooftop
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    These ones don go score Arsenal, dem go use am collect 4
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  47. Mr Bayo✓@mrbayoa1
    When Mbappé and Yamal started doing interviews and pushing PR campaigns, I had a feeling they might lose the Ballon d’Or. Harry Kane was wise enough to stay silent, humble and focused. To every talented young footballer dreaming of winning the Ballon d’Or, my advice is simple: leave the Premier League, that league is too serious and will never allow you to express yourself. You can only come back as a superstar. Congratulations to Harry Kane once again.
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  48. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Posts @tobyasky
    The TNT one I referenced, this is just a snippet. I think the interview is about 15mins long
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  49. Kish✓@Kish_P14
    Embarrassing from fleetwood players all gathering round a 16 year old after a poor challenge from their player tbh Imagine 6 of u pushing a child round (after a tiny leg tap retaliation) Surprised the Arsenal players didn’t lose their heads more
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  50. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Posts @tobyasky
    Interview with telefoot also, didn’t mention this in my write up. Kane also did loads of interviews
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  51. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Let me share context on this Mbappe’s apology to the Chinese people. This is crazier than I thought and Mbappe lost so much sponsorships, but he’ll be fine. First thing to note here, and this is what I always say, footballers are not judged the same way as fans. Fans can say whatever they like most often than not, footballers cannot. This was a harmless joke from Mbappe’s perspective, but just look at how it went sideways. Things are given 200 meanings when it comes out of the mouth of an active footballer. Mbappe was asked about funny nicknames/memes of himself that makes him laugh, and then he said he’s been seeing the meme of “some guy... I think he’s a Chinese dictator”. Frame 1 is Mao Zedong, who is highly revered in China. Although, there are some parts of “external” history that classify him as a dictator, however, in China, they see him as a Revolutionist. He’s also a big part of Chinese history, well respected and regarded. It’s also a case of international mockery, which they classified as a disrespect to the Chinese culture. Frame 2: That is the meme, they replaced Mao’s face with that of Mbappe, hence, the joke “Chinese dictator”. Anyways, the people of China were offended. These are few consequences from that supposed harmless joke from Mbappe; 1. Dongpeng Beverage had Mbappe on their bottles and they ended their partnership immediately with the player. 2. Mengniu Dairy is one of China's largest dairy producers, they terminated Mbappe’s sponsorship deal asap. 3. Milkground (Miaokelanduo) is also a big cheese producer in China, they ended their partnership with Mbappe. 4. RedNote (Xiaohongshu) is a social media platform in China, and even though their partnership with Mbappe ended in 2024, anything that relates to Mbappe on their platform will be scrubbed off. Brethren, it doesn’t stop there, they even banned TV stations from showing La Liga because Mbappe plays there. In fact, Tebas has joined in apologising about an hour ago. This thing go far o, can you see how we as fans, ain’t judged same way as footballers. Just that statement from Mbappe that looked like a joke, see how it quickly escalated from 0-100 and has probably cost him millions of dollars.
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  53. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    Osimhen was 8th on Ballon D’or when Napoli won the league and he won the top scorer award. If he went to a PSG, and won the UCL, he’ll be top 3 minimum.
    Ewgi @Ssaasquatch
    I think Osimhen would have had a pretty good shot at winning the Balon d’or if he joined a team capable of winning the UCL
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    Breakfast is ready. Avocado toast with a sprinkle of golden syrup Scrambled eggs Diced apple Salad
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    Posts @tobyasky
    This is the video. Can you see he didn’t mean any harm, but he’s a global star and everything he says must be carefully worded.
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  56. Ewgi✓@Ssaasquatch
    I think Osimhen would have had a pretty good shot at winning the Balon d’or if he joined a team capable of winning the UCL
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  57. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    I think Kate & Henry did a good job tonight. Although, there were times Henry made it too much about himself.
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  58. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    This is the video if you don’t understand. It was an Inter v Napoli game in 2021. Skriniar collided with Osimhen. Osimhen went on to have surgery, and there are screws currently in his face, plus he has to wear the mask at all times for protection.
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    SMALLIE @the_smallie
    The fact that this same guy is the reason why Osimhen has to wear a face mask throughout his career makes this crazier.
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  59. TobyWrites✓@tobyasky
    HARRY KANE. CONGRATULATIONS.
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  60. SMALLIE✓@the_smallie
    The fact that this same guy is the reason why Osimhen has to wear a face mask throughout his career makes this crazier.
    Goalhub - Anında goller @Gollergelsin25
    Osimhen ve Skriniar arasında yaşanan pozisyonlar. Sizce Skriniar ikinci sarıdan kırmızı kart görmeli miydi? Tüm canlı yayınlar için takip:@GoalhubX
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