Walter Masterson✓

@waltermasterson

“Comedian”

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  1. Walter Masterson✓@waltermasterson
    The husband is voting for Rogers, the wife is voting for Abdul.
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    Both Bolsonaro and Lula’s campaign requested that the polls stay open an extra 2 hours. Baby Bolsonaro lost. Stop with the cope.
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    Republicans are going to lose the midterms and then immediately blame immigrants. They’re fucking lying now and they’re going to be lying in 10 days.
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    South America would become a desert without Amazon’s rainforests. Trump and Bolsonaro Jr wanted to use it for mining, oil and cattle ranching. The entire world just dodged a Mario Kart sized bullet.
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    The French protests are all Muslims. I know this because I saw some French protestors that were not white. Checkmate Liberals.
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    RT @OsseChi: New Yorkers ought to exercise their First Amendment rights without fear of militarized police violence. It’s overdue the CURB Act get a hearing. Feat. @waltermasterson
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    Even though @ElizabethHolmes is a raging grifter she did steal money from Henry Kissinger. Thank you for your service Liz.
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    The French protests are only happening because of immigration. Before immigration the French were peaceful people that never once violently opposed their government. -MAGA Logic
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    RT @HQNewsNow: Leaked audio: Mike Rogers blocked the unredacted Epstein files to "protect" Epstein's friends "You have to protect somebody who got on an airplane and rode with him... The court of public opinion would ruin their life for no reason... You don't want to hurt that person's career or reputation"
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    My favorite Bill Maher episode is when Ice Cube had to explain to Bill that he couldn’t use the N-word.
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    Do you want the pork industry to become more consolidated? Me neither.
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    RT @MorePerfectUS: The Wall Street Journal wants you to believe that rent stabilized apartments are sitting vacant because landlords can’t afford to repair apartments. The truth is that these landlords delay repairs for years and decades, and are now trying to force New York to let them rent at market value so they can make more money. We broke it down.
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    If you’re MAGA, we don’t agree on much. But if you hate Hyper-Scale Data Centers destroying our communities and access to water, then we need to team up.
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    RT @Janeese4DC: DC must be a leader in welcoming new technology while supporting workers and prioritizing safety. Let's get this right and not rush Waymo legislation this year.
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    RT @Janeese4DC: DC is facing a jobs crisis. Rushing the legalization of autonomous vehicles is irresponsible given the anticipated AI-related job displacement and disruptions that put countless workers at risk.
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    RT @ClaraJeffery: Oh My God
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    Sen. Dan Sullivan: "Can I ask the moderator a question? We weren't supposed to get these questions beforehand, were we?" Moderator: "Neither one of you got questions beforehand. Absolutely not." Sullivan: "Okay, I'm just watching my opponent read from questions that seem to be answered." Mary Peltola: "I'm prepared."
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    Sen. Dan Sullivan: "Can I ask the moderator a question? We weren't supposed to get these questions beforehand, were we?" Moderator: "Neither one of you got questions beforehand. Absolutely not." Sullivan: "Okay, I'm just watching my opponent read from questions that seem to be answered." Mary Peltola: "I'm prepared."
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  18. Walter Masterson✓@waltermasterson
    If you’re calling for Ilhan Omar to be deported you’re just drinking Trump’s piss.
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