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@webdevMason

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  1. Mason✓@webdevMason
    One potential issue is that my son is a stunning child Our daughter is also beautiful! But like us. We're very good looking people but not the caliber that get to have an ego about it FIL says "I'm sorry but he doesn't really look like either of you" and he means... better
    Mason @webdevMason
    At 22 months my son has entered his destruction period Fridge magnets are for throwing. Bird cage is for knocking over. MIL just watched him tenderly carry a glass globe from a carpeted room to a room with hard floors for easier smashing I fear that this phase has staying power
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  2. Mason✓@webdevMason
    At 22 months my son has entered his destruction period Fridge magnets are for throwing. Bird cage is for knocking over. MIL just watched him tenderly carry a glass globe from a carpeted room to a room with hard floors for easier smashing I fear that this phase has staying power
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    What I'm saying is that we have the makings of a beautiful monster here, the world isn't ready
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    Incredible; this happened in my city. Love that. If it had been me out walking with my stroller, at least one of my children would be dead. Thanks for getting this guy back out on the street in record time Benny, really happy you could extract some personal meaning out of this
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  5. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Honestly the fact that near-universal accessibility of rideshare services has done nothing for DUI fatalities says something incredibly damning about this kind of offender Whatever we do to them needs to be extremely punishing
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    Charlotte Lee @cljack
    Imagine a drunk driver hits your kid in a crosswalk and you find out he would still have been in jail if not for his last victim fighting tooth and nail to keep him out
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    Imagine a drunk driver hits your kid in a crosswalk and you find out he would still have been in jail if not for his last victim fighting tooth and nail to keep him out
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  7. Mason✓@webdevMason
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    I'm not against diversion programs for first-time offenders, but they should put you through the wringer. Interlock with breathalyzer in your car, mandatory weekly meetings, etc. If you don't tick all the boxes, straight to jail Second-timers are a danger to society, period
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    I am extremely skeptical about just ordering "intensive inpatient rehab" for people who do this, because A) a huge percentage of people will not stay sober regardless, and B) this does nothing to address the decision to drive, which is actually the most important element here
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  9. Mason✓@webdevMason
    The only defense I have for adults who throw big birthdays for themselves is that *a small subset* are actually great ladies who recognize that they're the natural event organizer in the friend group and everybody loves it when they make a weekend itinerary appear like magic
    Jane Dashley @JaneDashley
    Everyones got a take but I think we are ignoring the real villain in this story: adults who want birthday weekends.
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  10. Jane Dashley@JaneDashley
    Everyones got a take but I think we are ignoring the real villain in this story: adults who want birthday weekends.
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    The thing about a birthday is that it kind of applies the perfect amount of participation pressure for weekend plans -- you're not a bad friend if you can't make someone's birthday, but you do feel like you should probably try
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  12. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Zoomers are getting unprecedented mileage out of the concept of personal boundaries
    ⚡︎ @_sorrengailll
    my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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  13. Mason✓@webdevMason
    For us we've peaked the moment the pumpkin goes in the car
    memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus
    I’ve modeled the median pumpkin carving experience.
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    I’ve modeled the median pumpkin carving experience.
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    Even getting the pumpkin from the car to the house is somehow more annoying than the trip from the farm to the car. If we carve it at all it's purely out of obligation to amorphous ideas about childhood memories
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  16. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Something slightly funny about my husband and I is that we eloped on Halloween so our anniversary is always... well, it's always Halloween
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    We're not huge Halloween people either, it just seemed fun at the time lol Well, at least neither of us forgets it!
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  18. Mason✓@webdevMason
    That innate toddler drive to remove everything you're placing into a box faster than you can put it in
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  19. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Attaching this to every debate about the merits of academia from now until the sun burns out
    Daily Loud @DailyLoud
    Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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    Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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  21. Mason✓@webdevMason
    I want people to like the weird stuff they like, but I'm continuously reminded that the optimal level of stigma is rarely zero
    Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark
    I’m at Disneyland and just heard a woman complain, “There’s too many kids around!”
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  22. Bethany S. Mandel✓@bethanyshondark
    I’m at Disneyland and just heard a woman complain, “There’s too many kids around!”
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  23. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Posts @webdevMason
    "a new balance between contemporary lines and the pragmatic simplicity of workwear"
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    Posts @webdevMason
    Surely we've not just run out of clothes that can be made? Right?
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  25. Mason✓@webdevMason
    Apropos of nothing, Prada is selling a cloth diaper for adults for $875
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    my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
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